The Viper Parody.

China 🇨🇳 is indeed 30 years ahead of the world. What a beautiful sight 😍

Ethanol blending is daylight political hooliganism No @narendramodi ji we didn't vote for this We didn't vote for paper leaks We didn't vote for tax robbery We didn't vote for favoritism of ministers children

🚨 Ethanol Economics 🚨 Mileage - Then: 12.5 kmpl Now: 9.2 kmpl Petrol Price - Then: ₹94.5/litre Now: ₹104.5/litre Thanks to the "Ethanol Man of India," Mr. Gadkari, I am losing around ₹35K for every 10K km driven in the name of making India self-reliant. Jai Hind 🇮🇳

NAME: Jahangir Khan, aka “Pushpa” PROFESSION: TMC muscle sidekick FAMOUS FOR: Nothing particularly applause-worthy HOBBIES (as alleged in FIRs): Extortion, criminal intimidation, and other activities under investigation IDENTIFIES AS: Pushpa ACHIEVEMENTS: Arrested by the West Bengal STF and subsequently treated to a rather public walk of shame STATUS: “Pushpa jhukega nahi” became “Pushpa ab uthega nahi,” kyunki pichwade par police ki laat pad gayi. #TMCpushpa

This Boy is called the Justin Bieber of China 🇨🇳. Chinese people voted this Boy as the Most Handsome Chinese ever.

जब नितिन गडकरी से E20 से होने वाले गाड़ियों में नुकसान के बारे में पूछा गया तो नितिन गडकरी उस पत्रकार को बाहर निकालने के लिए धमकी देने लगे! क्या जानता नितिन गडकरी से सवाल भी नहीं पूछ सकती है! E20 से गाड़ियों में बहुत ज्यादा नुकसान हो रही है और अब अपने बेटे के कंपनी को बढ़ाने के लिए नितिन गडकरी ने E100 को हरी झंडी दिखा दी है।

Shekhar Suman is trolling Mamata Didi. These Bollywood people never spoke against Mamata Didi all these years. But now that she is out of power, they have suddenly found their voice. This was the fear of hitler Mamata TMC.

Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands

He has been serving the nation since when your father used to wear diapers.

🚨🚨Conversation leaked between Arpit Sharma and CJP Leader. CJP Leader : Hi Arpit : Hello bro CJP Leader : Where are you? Arpit : I am in Dublin CJP Leader : Were you in India last week? Arpit : Who told you? CJP Leader : Just tell me!! Were you in India or not?? Arpit : Yes. Went India for some personal work CJP Leader : We came to know that you took your gf to J&K. Arpit : That's my personal matter bro. CJP Leader : Yes it's your personal matter, but you could have attended the CJP Protests man!! Arpit : Listen bro, I stay in Dublin and I already have an FIR. If I attend the protest and if there is another FIR, my career can be destroyed. I won't be able to go back to Ireland. CJP Leader : What about us? What about students? Arpit : I don't care. They stay in India. They don't need passport CJP Leader : Dear Arpit, thankyou so much. We had some expectations but you are only fit for Tiktok. Bye

Life of factory workers in #China

CEO of NVIDIA Jensen Huang goes to China 🇨🇳 and falls victim to automatic Chinese beauty filter. 😭

Eggs were thrown at TMC MLA Kunal Ghosh outside Mamata Didi’s residence. Mitron, maanna padega. Sade hue andon ka poora istemal koi Bengalis se seekhe. #EggTherapy

@DipshikhaGhosh @0CarlosDangler Charity begins at home

@0CarlosDangler Let’s start with the women in your family. Please enrol them.

I don’t understand men. Instead of asking for better working conditions for these men who have to work to somehow escape poverty, you are hating on feminism which means equality and equity?

For years, Mamata Banerjee ignored this road in Jinjira Bazar, and commuters had to face long traffic jams. Finally, the repair work has begun and is expected to be completed within a week. Mamata wanted people to suffer for no reason.

कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी के फाउंडर अभिजीत दीपके को शख्स ने मारा थप्पड़ Abhijeet Dipke #CockroachJantaParty | #CJP

Dear people of Jadavpur Do not let the leader who betrayed your mandate ever reach Parliament again.

In China 🇨🇳, the parents forcibly put a TAPE on their newborn babies eyelids to make their eyes look bigger 😢

Mamta didn't lost in Bengal against BJP. She lost when her own MP, MLA left her and supported her opposition. • Mamta will come back stronger. A tigress can build her party once, and she can do it again.

JUST IN: Oil drops to $80 a barrel, lowest in 3 months

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