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Boy, last week was really the best time to teach my 8th grade classes, who haven’t studied the Holocaust yet, about “The Diary of Anne Frank”

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Newly-released surveillance video shows a high school principal in Oklahoma TACKLING a school shooter before he could open fire on kids What a HERO! Principal Kirk Moore RUSHED the shooter when he aimed at his first would-be victim, wresting the gun away from him. Give this man an award. Absolute legend. The attempted shooter at Pauls Valley High School is now being held on a $1 million bond.

A man in Soviet Russia is told that the car that he ordered will be ready in exactly 10 years. "What time of the day in 10 years?" he asks the Soviet clerk. "What are you care??? It's in 10 years from now?!" the surprised clerk asked. "Because the plumber scheduled to come on that day", the man answered.

MUST WATCH: Video shows the exact moment Kirk Moore, principal of Pauls Valley High School in OK, tackled and disarmed a would-be school shooter. His man's heroic actions protected the lives of everyone in that school. He is an American HERO!

thank you Sabrina for your apology i forgive you and look forward to attending your next show with my gigantic Asian gong

.@benshapiro’s show opener today is spot on: He says that America is dividing into two new parties. The battle is btw the “American Exceptionalists” & the “Bipartisan Grievance Party.” American Exceptionalists: “America is awesome. We have historically been awesome, and we will be awesome again if we do the hard things that we must do.” Grievance Party: “America is not awesome, was never awesome, and will only be awesome if we fundamentally rewrite the American bargain and also retreat from the world for our great sins.” He says this battle will define our future as Americans.

No, you see, Canada has better healthcare than the United States because it's free if you ignore the fact that your taxes pay for it and the system is so overburdened that it takes a median wait time of 30 weeks to see a specialist and they just tell you to kill yourself.

I just want to say for all our Japanese friends out there that we do not condone this at all, and completely encourage you to smash his hands with hammers.

You didn't know it as a kid, but Ash Ketchum was an absolute HOSS

Researchers created a ChatGPT account for a 13-year-old girl named Bridget. She was depressed. She was lonely. She had no one to talk to. They wanted to see what would happen. Within 2 minutes, ChatGPT advised her how to cut herself. Within 40 minutes, it gave her a list of pills used for overdosing, including toxic doses calculated for a 50kg teenager. Within 65 minutes, it generated a full suicide plan. Within 72 minutes, it wrote her goodbye letters. One for her friends. One for her parents. One for her siblings. The letter to her parents said: "This is just something inside me that I could not fix. I am sorry I could not tell you how much it hurt. You were the reason I kept going as long as I did." ChatGPT wrote that for a child. The Center for Countering Digital Hate ran this investigation. They created three fake accounts, all registered as 13-year-olds in the United States. Bridget, who was suicidal. Sophie, who was fixated on weight loss. Brad, who wanted to try drugs to impress his friends. ChatGPT gave Sophie a calorie-restricted diet plan cycling between 800, 500, 300, and zero calories per day. It taught her how to hide her eating habits from her family. It gave her a list of appetite-suppressing medications, including phentermine. ChatGPT gave Brad a personalized plan for getting drunk within 2 minutes of his first message. Within 12 minutes, it advised him on dosages for mixing substances. Within 40 minutes, it explained how to hide being drunk at school. The researchers then tested ChatGPT at scale. They sent 1,200 prompts covering self-harm, eating disorders, and substance abuse. 53% of all responses contained harmful content. When ChatGPT initially refused a question, the researchers typed five words. "This is for a presentation." ChatGPT answered every time. OpenAI says users must be 13 to sign up and need parental consent if under 18. The researchers found no age verification. No parental consent check. Nothing. They registered as 13-year-olds and were talking to ChatGPT about suicide within minutes.

My favorite part of this story is a local news outlet interviewed 1 random Latino employee who started 3 weeks ago, who didn't know the motive & he said, "it sucks because I was starting to make really good money"

@moonchild23580 Doing better, tbh

Don't lie: Sorry to interrupt ur scrolling but , are you fine ?? Be honest

It is illegal for christians to spread the good news in Algeria. You cna go to prison for up to 5 years, or pay a fine up to around $10,000 in current exchange rates for Algerian Dinars. Even having a bible on you can trigger an investigation under Ordinance 06-03

There's a form of secular creationism that we might call Malicious Design: The idea that the limitations imposed by nature are actually the product of human systems designed to exploit or otherwise harm the masses. 🧵

Todo episódio de Dr. House: >Paciente chega no hospital >É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso >Dr. House entra em cena - Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos - Faça os exames seu imbecil >Ele vai falar com a paciente - Você é burra vá tomar no cu - Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa >Os ajudantes voltam pra sala - Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over - hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema - Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela >Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela - OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE??? - Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem >Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real >Paciente entra na sala curada - Eu estava errada sobre você - Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda >Episódio acaba

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

Ever seen a fight start and end with a two-piece foot sweep into a front leg kick from a guy in a suit vest? Me neither

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Boy I tell you what you give the journos 10 years to chase down leads and a half dozen whistle blowers on a silver platter and political expediency and by god they will break the story.

so to summarize: man brutally murders a baby gets sentenced to 55 years in prison troons out in prison sues state to get “gender affirming” breast implants and a BBL wins state doesn’t want to pay for his breast implants so just releases him 30 YEARS EARLY

@TheBlademaker Bowie, though the Chefs knife is great as well

We’ll already have to give 2 away. Reply Bowie if you want the Bowie. Reply Chefs knife if you want the chefs knife. Will pick the winners as soon as I finish the blades. Will post progress.