Mike Wazowski

Lord yall so judgmental. Not condoning teenage pregnancy but my high school best friend got pregnant the first time she had sex. Mistakes happen and majority of yall was fucking in high school.

just found out ashley tisdale is maga….

I was a virgin at 18 you bitches be 8+ bodies at very young ages 😭 shit im still on one hand at 24

Don’t be that person buying tickets for every event/concert this summer when you know you need a root canal

When the blueberry muffin got crystallized sugar on it

When the underarm skin the same complexion as all the other skin is a real good sign fellas.

I am pro-fuck on the first night

ending a friendship bc you don’t like the way they show up for you is valid

glad i experienced co-living in a relationship young, cause i’ll never do it again lol spending the night cool but pls go to YOUR house 😂.

This always got it

imagine using ai to write instead of just keeping this tab open the whole time

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

No amount of apology can ever undo what white people did to Black people.

A black stud ice agent.