jasper

literally my favourite meal ive ever made i think

@magicalcalories like i need to lose 5kg overnight

first day of malnourished / mini May…. how we feeling chat? #edtwt

@River_Ven0m help i got 17 too

How are you guys getting such high scores 🙄 you mean to tell me yall are 20 and have never been convicted of a felony before? Sounds fake idk /s (This is my actual score tho idk)

@magicalcalories i think im on to something

@thinlixie now i like the way you think

what if i just mix protein powder in with my dr*gs so i can hit my protein goals and get fucked up at the same time

@vegancocaine one day capitalism will be defeated 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@thinlixie (this is the real point i’m trying to make so thank you for understanding that, you give me hope 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

hot take: you should be able to afford to live alone with a full time job

@magicalcalories its worse that's the playlist name this video was in 😭😭apparently its a fat hack to take wheelchair seats now😭

@thinlixie the search bar at the bottom being “fat hacks” is FRYING ME 😭😭😭

my jaw literally dropped watching this video…. they’re literally telling people to book wheelchair seats if they’re too big to fit in the regular seats and the videos in a playlist called fat hacks??? taking wheelchair seating if you’re not a wheelchair user isn’t a hack hello??

this is exactly why i love using a food scale

first in my bloodline to be on edtwt

when i’m laughing but then remember i’m “healthy body btw” and not “i know what this is callED”

@cassleish protein bagels are my savior or sandwich thins

it’s 2026 why doesn’t the uk have keto bread

@kjur8p 28G i cant wait for top surgery atp😭

Girlies of edtwt what’s ur bra size and what u wish it was Mine is 36DD but I want like 32B 🥹

@magicalcalories CREME EGGS ur so real for that i used to buy the packs of 48 off amazon lmfao

#edtwt would you survive my binge foods ? (also tagging #ukedtwt bc i’m british)

moving is so stressful i just wanna have the whole process over with already but its gonna take months 😭

i sure do eat a lot for someone who wants this

@battystruggles ABSOLUTELY

guys would you eat my banana bread be honest (cals dont count)

@ellasmith51720 these were basically the only food my dad would buy me as a teenager so i have a love hate relationship with them 😭they're so good tho

British moots Thoughts on rustler burgers I LOVE THEM 10yr old me used to eat at least 3

bmi 14 by summer

i miss having food freedom i dont even remember what it was like atp