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Trav in training purgatory during Taylor’s offseason is the funniest thing. Hopefully all the swifties protect him with their voodoo bs this season because dude should be chasing toddlers not “trying” to block in his 13th season. Pride is a dangerous thing

Imma log out for to sleep for my requisite work schedule. I know you don’t understand. I unblocked that weirdo that said I would regret trolling Travis Kelce, AND I unblocked Mike, who has been welcomed back into the fold {{because?}} there’s not shit else going on. Blessings

@JustMcGregor @danorlovsky7 Plus, my fav part of engaging with accounts like you is I have a Kelce-obsessed stalker army that might latch unto you instead of me. It’s short-lived because you usually deactivate because of them, but I love sharing

Kelce is phenomenal in Happy Gilmore 2 🤣🤣🤣

@JustMcGregor @danorlovsky7 Shhhhh. Let’s calm down, and I can guarantee you watched the whole movie.

@r0bbersgirl It’s kind of fucked up that she’d admit not wanting to be Taylor’s mother in law. She wasn’t even close considering she didn’t marry Joe after 6 years.

the way you guys were talking about this i thought it was worse…. she said nothing wrong

@JoeMaristela @people @TaylorSwift @tkelce That was a lot to unpack. Are you ok? Maybe some 1-800 numbers will be more helpful. Let me know.

Oh, @people, how *precious* that you’re shilling @taylorswift’s cheerleading for her boyfriend’s cameo in *Happy Gilmore 2* like it’s the second coming of cinema. Swift’s “cackling and cheering” Instagram post is just a shameless plug for @tkelce’s five-second hotel clerk bit, as if her 280M followers need a memo to stream this Netflix cash-grab. The irony? She skipped the premiere—too busy nursing daddy’s surgery, per @timesofindia—but now she’s hyping it like it’s *Citizen Kane*. Meanwhile, @adamsandler’s fawning over her “damn nice” vibe smells like a PR circle-jerk to milk the Swiftie hive mind. This isn’t love; it’s a calculated brand synergy screaming #CelebritySuckUpFest and #TayvisTackyPromo. Get a grip, you sycophantic dumbasses—this ain’t art, it’s a fucking marketing stunt.

Taylor Swift Urges Fans to Watch 'Happy Gilmore 2,' Starring Her Beau Travis Kelce, 'As Soon as Humanly Possible people.com/taylor-swift-u…

Man, 10 minutes into Happy Gilmore 2…. Absolutely devastating start! How could anyone recover from that.

@kittygang_5ever @people Why even use another accounts name and mimic their handle? We know you’re a troll.

Travis Kelce's Taylor Swift Photo Dump Was 'His Way of Showing How Serious Things Have Become': Source (Exclusive) people.com/travis-kelce-t…

@kaiamal13 youtu.be/gCfk8q7Lays?si…

@kaiamal13 The main costar publicly talked shit about her and it’s on video. I didn’t expect her to give any clout regardless

I log on after a couple of weeks and all your burners circle around me. Probably, because all of you are that ONE account. Now, I could have someone look further into it, but I’m happy knowing that you’re a pos and spend hours thinking of me. Cope.

@SamBees834565 @AndrewSpruill_ Sam, your replies are naaasty. Maybe take a second before you reply. I’ll admit that some of them are hot

Lmao what are we doing

@bbocean27 @ts1999991 @CherryBomb56826 @tkelce You guys still talking about me? I love it. I thought of deleting the account when you guys got a hard-on for me, but I like seeing you struggle to get a grip on whatever account is trolling you today. I’m 100% convinced you are all the same account. Don’t have the IT savvy tho

@ts1999991 @CherryBomb56826 @sallymcgre73438 @tkelce Kelly used to pretend to be black on her Glenda account @token4321

@CherryBomb56826 @newheightshow @zacbrownband @tkelce @JasonKelce @GeneralMills Why do you keep creating new accounts? Why not wait until suspension is over? Is it important to spread the anti-Travis gospel? Taylor & Travis are late-night restaurants, golf, podcasts, and repeat. Nobody tags Travis in shit no more. He’s getting the paper at 4am in his loafers

The Kelces finally figure out how to harmonize, they just needed a little help 😅 TOMORROW. ZAC BROWN.

Ngl, Travis struggles on the Tahoe golf courses with the big dawgs. How is Josh Allen so good and he’s an active NFL player?

@DeIudedShaniqwa You’ve got to let him go you guys. It’s going on 4 years since they broke up. Without Travis’ money, Kayla doesn’t even look like Kayla anymore without every Instagram filter and facetune

This might be the most insane shapeshifting i’ve ever seen

@newheightshow @Hellmanns @tkelce @JasonKelce I tried spicy mayo for the first time because of this YouTube short of a breakfast sandwich . Sooooo good! youtube.com/shorts/1XhwJ-s…

Me likey the spicy 😂😂😂 Will we finally get to see Travis eat his words? @Hellmanns #EatYourWords

@downbadABI My theory is that she uses dates that her fans fixates on to switch things up with Travis and their friends. She’s got a paparazzi crew watching RI and they’re somewhere across the globe having the best time. Yes, she mostly celebrates 4th of July in RI. Not anymore folks

so umm, taysighting?????

@JasonKelce I can’t wait for Page Six’s spin on your post. “Kylie Kelce’s husband, Jason Kelce, agrees that shoving @drinkgaragebeer up chicken’s butts gets them drunker faster. Also, his brother, Taylor Swifts bf, liked to pee in public until the paparazzi started bird watching 🤣🤣🤣

Careful, I hear it gets them drunk way faster.

@MMacy153 @ablovestay There was a post about the Ohio fans stalking Taylor and a concerned Gaylor said that there was a popular Gaylor who’s been arrested for stalking Taylor’s RI home in 2023 getting sympathy points for being special needs. The “special needs” account is getting free reign by gaylors

@token4321 @ablovestay Where are u getting this theory from?