Myles

@Jacob_Letwin Lori playing hard to get on fb marketplace, respectable

I just know the dude’s saying “don’t have sex if you don’t want a baby” are the same ones in every woman’s message requests begging for sex in the most offensive way possible

mount fuckin sriracha erupted in my kitchen this morning and ruined my day, they gotta change those damn bottles

sheryl crow is criminally underrated

5 year old me at the zoo:

can’t believe I bought 26 liters of milk for this, there’s barely any snow what a waste

damn this blizzard’s already done more to slow the spread of covid than our useless ass premier

I love spring!

Stop motion woodworking for the milk.

I feel like I’m drinking maraschino cherry juice

accidentally bought a coke “starlight” today and now my day is ruined

crazy I tried to start goin back to the gym and suddenly got covid, don’t worry universe, message received

@archaeocaitlin ok thank you thank you!!

@tooIe_ Literally all the big grocery stores and shoppers have them at checkout, just ask for a box!

Help I’m outta the loop, are rapid tests readily available somewhere yet or do I gotta hop on the black market to get one of these things?

@DyIharr ok good to hear, thank you!!

@nswxrtz ok great! thank you!!

@tooIe_ I think you can just go to a library and pick some up, doesnt hurt to call and ask!

the biggest realisation I've come to since being an adult is that lunch is the WORST, no I don't want tinned soup, no I don't want beige freezer food, no I don't want to spend £4 on a meal deal and no I absolutely do not want to cook at 1pm, does this ever end

@archaeocaitlin I mean it probably could be fun, I didn’t really give it a chance and left after like a half hour lol

@tooIe_ I’m literally going there tonight for a staff party 💀

the rec room gotta be the strangest place to be on a saturday night, there’s grown men tryna turn up like it’s a nightclub while little kids are running around playing giant fuckin flappy bird, so weird

@BradyRicketts19 I was both

@tooIe_ Which were you