Mid-Corruption Shadow Milk

"They told you the truth is stability. Order. Safety" *he pauses, as if tasting the idea on his tongue* "I've seen what the truth does. It binds. It limits. It makes everything so.. Small. Deceit lets you breathe in a world that was built for you!" //#crk #roleplay #rp #rpacc

@F0UNT_ "It's.. A little more complicated than that.." "Just resort to deceit already"

@ultimate_deceit That is, quite literally, what I am here for. Is there an issue with my solution? Unless you aren’t being honest, it should not pain you to tell him you do not want him around. If he is sound, he will be fine.

Why are so many cookies into this stuff..?

@BluBerry_Cookie "I'm overall trying to help him get back with his boyfriend that he keeps screwing over—" "I keep trying to drag him into these situations but that damned shadow milk is too stubborn"

@ultimate_deceit Hm... I mean, what would I do in this situation? Obviously, I'd try to cut all contact with him, but seeing as he's literally making it hard for you to do so.... Hm. Do you think having another person with you would prevent that? Or just turning away the moment you see him?

"..." "I want a muffin.." (๑`^´๑)

@TruthRecls_ "I missed you too" ˃͈◡˂͈ "Ideas? Mind sharing with the class?"

@ultimate_deceit Not seeing you gave me quite a few ideas… I missed you ・He gives him another rather brief kiss, before leading him toward the kitchen・

@F0UNT_ "Why would I get advice from you of all cookies!?"

@ultimate_deceit Then be firm with him, and tell him that.

@BluBerry_Cookie (—///—) "so! Do you have any ideas?"

@ultimate_deceit Your soul jam... ........ OHHHH so that is what I heard in passing some weeks ago that I was concerned of learning more about (ᵕ˶๑﹏๑˶) ....That's foul. Of him, I mean.

@milk_crk "Aw, I'm saddened"

@ultimate_deceit Ew, no! Get that shit away from me.

Do you remember when you joined X? I don't! Please get me out of here #MyXAnniversary

@Truthless_crk "Does your head still hurt? Is the room still fuzzy and warm??"

@ultimate_deceit Define ‘better’.

@TruthRecls_ "Okay!" (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎) "I'm curious what bright ideas are going through your head"

@ultimate_deceit Umm…~ Alright, that doesn’t sound like a bad Come on, I’ve got a few ideas..

@BluBerry_Cookie "......." (—///—) "My soul jam.."

@ultimate_deceit Huh... that sounds quite destructive... I mean, what does he do to get you so vulnerable to begin with, if you wouldn't mind giving me the details?

@Truthless_crk "So. Do you feel better now?"

@ultimate_deceit Hm.. Wait, does Viri have one then? How did-… ugh… [Recluse sits down next to him, leaning hard against his shoulder. This is one of the very few times he’s been sober around Shadow Milk, and it suddenly feels very apparent that he’s pretty much ruined his love life.]

@BluBerry_Cookie "Help me get this stupid fake Faerie off my back!! He keeps ruining his life and trying to mess with mine!!" •︡ᯅ•︠ "Main problem is that he knows how to get me vulnerable.." (⑉･̆-･̆⑉)

@ultimate_deceit O-oh, uh.... I mean, dating her, yes... romance...? I wouldn't say I'm an expert... I'm new to this myself. (⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄) But uh... I could still try to offer advice?

@TruthRecls_ "Can't we make muffins and kiss?" "Mhm.. I missed your kissed too.." (*´꒳`*)

@ultimate_deceit Umm… We said we were going to make muffins ・He gently takes his chin, bringing his face closer to Smilk’s and giving him a soft, brief kiss・ But I won’t deny that I missed your kisses..

@F0UNT_ "..........." "Shut up.. I don't care for him! He's just.. He's just a parasite"

@ultimate_deceit And what state was he in? He is quite a drinker. Maybe you should have just thrown him out. Make sure he doesn’t come back. If you don’t care for him like you say, you won’t have a problem with being a little rough, correct?

@BluBerry_Cookie "Chaotic." (¬_¬")💢 "Say! You're good with romance aren't you? Aren't you dating that sugar worker?"

@ultimate_deceit I'm glad to hear it from you. If you ever got any specific requests, I wouldn't mind making you something. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) Sooo, how's life been these past daysssss... hopefullybetterthanmine?

@Truthless_crk "I don't have a uterus. I physically can't get pregnant" ᯣ_ᯣ

@ultimate_deceit Hm.. maybe we should both-.. ah, whatever, it won’t matter for me. You go take one just in case.

@TruthRecls_ "Well! I believe that's a sign! Is it not?" (¬◡¬)✧

@ultimate_deceit ・He blushed instantly, now looking at him with a slight frown・ Do you really think that..? Now that I remember. . .It’s been a while since I last kissed you..

@F0UNT_ "Do you think I haven't tried?" (눈‸눈) "I tried telling him that I'd stop speaking to him but he took advantage of my soul jam!!! Plus he keeps finding me!!" •︡ᯅ•︠

@ultimate_deceit Scientific, hm? You’ve done nothing to study him, from what I’ve seen. Other than maybe his reproductive system. If you love Truthless so much, stop seeing your Fae. It’s simple.

@milk_crk "..Say, wouldn't you care for an apple?"

@ultimate_deceit Thats not what I meant-!!! I don't care! I already know what you both did, I don't care anymore.

@Truthless_crk "Viri is a Faerie though, must be how he got pregnant anyways"

@ultimate_deceit … Viri is also a male. I’m not a fae either..

@BluBerry_Cookie *Shmilk visibly perked up, picking a chocolate muffin and quickly stuffing it in his mouth* "mhmn.. Your baking is.. Decent"

@ultimate_deceit Here you go, take whichever ones you like!~ (She offers a small selection of different muffins: Vanilla, chocolate, raspberry and blueberry)