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If enough people got together and said it was a Wednesday would it just be one Wednesday?

I can’t be tying my shoes if my pants are on the way

Trynna be the first person to door dash in 2024

A seasons greeting card but instead of a cute jingle when you open it, it’s a bomb

A Whoopie cushion with a knife in it

How you eat a BLT without pullin out n eating all the bacon on the first bite

I practically own half of Google

Waited too long so now I don’t gotta poo anymore

Three hundred thousand

Waiting for the dentist. Why I gotta wait he told me to be here 10min ago

Hair on my nuts

Gum on my shoe :/

Cereal is getting worse

Tucking in a white shirt makes it look like u want milk delivered to your door

Why are all skeletons involved in evil things

Pickin my nose

My bracelet a stove

Life update: Chief keef is so good

Really hope I haven’t eaten any poison recently

Bout to go lie to the cops🤪