Chrisisms

I saw a leprechaun yesterday!! So far this has been a very lucky week for me, thank you leprechaun and please keep the luck rolling :D

"Dude, look outside. It looks like fucking Iowa out there."

"I have a birthmark on my hand. Where did it go?!"

"Can you shout out bingo if you don't have it and still win?"

"Oh I know what you sound like! You sound like Hermione Granger from the first season of Harry Potter!"

"For a lost baby you gotta put a sign up so you can find the post baby. The picture would be of a dog carrying the baby."

"I was born and raised with no sense given!"

"I fucked a dolphin once."

"Oh, so Aston you're a saint? Like from the bible?"

*Looks at a stuffed portobello mushroom* "What is that, a pumpkin?"

"Die, bitch! I'm hitting you with a gun!"

"I'm going down guys! I'm going up now! I'm going back down! I'm going up again guys! I'm fist pumping, don't know why I'm doing this guys!"

"Best raper alive right here. I mean rapper!!!"

"Aston, you're British now?!"

"It's a long walk to Vicky's room, I don't want to go."

"Let's go walk through the forest." *walking on campus*

*eats a whole plate of veggies and ranch* "I really don't like ranch..."

"The right ear is the straight one right?"