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If you’re looking for a new car, the party’s almost over. By 2029, auto manufacturers will be shipping new cars with automated "kill switch" technology.
Technologically illiterate, goldbricking congressvermin are always willing to drop to their knees for the monopoly supercapitalistic oligarchs who rent us our overpriced places in what used to be our own country before they decided to give it away to exclusively nonwhite Third World mass migrants who hate our White-majority guts and want us dead. Welcome to Section 24220 of the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, which requires all new passenger vehicles to eventually include factory-installed technology that detects driver impairment and prevents or limits vehicle operation!
Automated kill switch technology will put an end to real car ownership. Truly owning a car entails control and the right of free use for its intended purposes. Not only can’t you truly own a newer vehicle these days - you can’t service it yourself and must constantly pay rising insurance premiums and licensing and registration fees to keep it on the road - but soon you won’t even be able to drive it without the permission of your bumbling, incompetent, invasive AI copilot.
Soon, any new vehicle you buy will come with biometrics, cameras, touch-based sensors, air samplers, legal threshold detection, and various “performance & behavioral monitoring” technology to track steering and detect lane drift, unusual eye movements, and drowsiness. It will even be equipped with “behavioral inference AI” that infers impairment from driving performance rather than direct physiological measurement.
Sadly, the accuracy of this nanny-state technojunk is abysmally low … low enough to result in what will surely be millions of erroneous shut-down alerts every year. It can’t even reliably tell the difference between drunk driving and drowsy driving or normal fatigue. But know this: if you put its substance-sniffing nose out of joint, it will directly notify a law enforcement database of your assumed criminality, ratting you out like a jailhouse snitch! Or at least that's the word.
There are many possible emergency situations in which the infernal nanny-tech in your brand-new POS rent-a-wreck could cost you your life whether you’re drunk or sober. Say you end up in a bad neighborhood, have your window smashed, are attacked by criminal hoodrats, and your idiotic nannybot kills the engine because it doesn’t like the “erratic” way you’re dodging blows and stomping on the gas pedal. Or say you’ve suffered a concussion that causes your pupils to dilate or constrict, or accidental poisoning that makes you seem “impaired”, and that there’s no ambulance available. You name it, it can happen!
No, the nannybot won’t be attending your funeral or supporting your family when you’re gone. It will only lie in wait to whomever inherits your car.
Personally, I’d have to be paid to have a kill-switch nannymobile dirtying up my driveway. One might as well wear an ankle monitor, a high-voltage remote-control shock collar, and a very short leash attached to the ring in one's snout.
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