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Funny how the one elder statesman who actually talks sense and won 3 elections has never had the phone call. #keirstarmer

Peter Mandelson. Gordon Brown. Harriet Harman. Who’s next Damian McBride? Even the main alternative - Andy Burnham - was Brown’s advisor. This country is literally drowning in brown shit. #labour

Player of the season should be the player who has individually had the biggest impact on their teams results across a season. NOT the best player in the title winning team.

@piersmorgan Your face is a farce. Bruno is better. Stop crying.

Exactly. It’s a farce.

An unpopular Prime Minister who lost a general election is now seen by Starmer as being the saviour. Labour are doomed.

Bruno Fernandes Declan Rice 8 Goals 3581 Sideways passes 20 Assists 9012 Backwards passes

Bruno played in a team of one, Rice the best XI in the league. Sit down Gooners.

After losing over 400 seats (and counting) in the local elections, Kemi Badenoch has declared the Conservative Party "back", to levels of delusion not seen since the days of Liz Truss

Gordon Brown, the man who first spotted Peter Mandelson’s talents, who introduced the triple lock, the answer to all our problems! #keirstarmer

Human beings: stop treating vermin as livestock or pets. #Hantavirüs

‘Gilts at highest level since 1998’. Or, since the last Labour government.

Given Trump simply cannot afford to lose control of Congress with Epstein investigations in the wings, and that this war is not ending soon, and that high gas are now locked in anyway, his only choice now is to escalate the war and cancel the midterms. Just watch. #Iran

Funny how Tony Blair keeps wanting to get rid of the things he introduced. #triplelock

Why don’t you focus on losing weight rather than bullying penniless waiters Brillo. @afneil

Omg what a goal #southampton

@thetimes But you didn’t work in the weeks either Lineker

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Make your minds up! #Trump #Iran

It’s very simple. Starmer knew all along about Mandelson but needed him. Mandelson is good at politics; Starmer and the rest of the Labour Party are not. Robbins is the fall guy.

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@Telegraph Any wine house love is a losing game

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