Amish Legend (but not Amish)

There was once a homeless midget girl named DJ Shortstack. The drunken dwarf wandered into our condo party. My friend Kris slept with her. He gained no pot of gold and had to throw out his bedding. The end.

@Tu_papa_1 @AngelaRouge_ Wild. I must take your word for it.

@worxerrtime @AngelaRouge_ Los argentinos son los más racistas , no las alemanas , ellas prefieren un moreno piel canela qué un pelotudo qué se cree superior solo por ser medio blanco porque la verdad tampoco son blancos es un racismo anacronico , se ve ridiculo

Porqué toda Latinoamerica odia a la Argentina?🇦🇷 Que les hicimos???🥺

@Tu_papa_1 @AngelaRouge_ In fairness, you are experiencing a specific class from their country. Don't you find that to kinda be the case in general around the resorts?

@AngelaRouge_ Yo vivo en la rivera maya y he conocido a muchos y la mayoría son racistas anacronicos arrogantes y déspotas, tienen la auto estima por los cielos y eso lo saben en toda latino america , se bajan los pantalones con los europeos que se burlan de ustedes por creerse mucho

@VampiricLegz I have a hard time with the foul performances. It makes them look weak. Why we want lil kids having idols who cry like this?

World Cup is cool and all but on average they’re so fucking soft. Like I saw a player yesterday during Canada vs Qatar kick the back of the another guys leg and go down like he’d been shot and then another guy broke his leg and had a lesser reaction.

@mr_notblah_ and I say this not even necessarily liking it. But big things were at play in all this besides the main narrative and the world is different now than it was before it started.

@mr_notblah_ That is definitely not the case. But it was all global monetary and economic system related. There was so much of this conflict and the surrounding negotiations that were maneuvers tied to the petro dollar and crippling certain areas. It was effective in ways people don't know.

I’m crying that Trump literally caused all this mess for no reason

@UFO_UFC Your list didn't note that qualifier. But, its your list 🫡

@worxerrtime Irrelevant to modern discussion of all time greats

I did something that has no redeeming value and can only attract negative opinions and disagreements... This took me about 30 minutes so don't take it too seriously

@theistinthought Some foreign PHDs are just paper. If even that. I was kinda shocked to see how easy it is to turn bs in accredited science by just paying for it or manipulating foreign avenues.

I’m not de-valuing this at all, but is a PhD basically a certification that you have read and comprehended enough material on a given topic that you know the topic better than almost anyone else?

@BenJMMA03 If there is some level of equivalent perk to PPV pts for champs, he'd be crazy not to go a couple more times.

I don’t even think Justin should fight again in general. He’s the only champion I have ever thought has nothing else to prove

@DCreyke @jeremymstamper Yes!

@jeremymstamper @worxerrtime Where the star actually sings the theme song!

@worxerrtime We had real entertainment back then. And theme songs.

@BULLET_SL @kbach54 @MaxCalendrillo also part of the reason Khabib looked so great is he was fed great matches. He fought 1 okay grappler his whole career. And he was the first of the Dage's. People are getting used to that. Techniques are evolving. So ya just don't know.

@worxerrtime @kbach54 @MaxCalendrillo Who would’ve beat him? Charles the one who lost to his prodigy Islam or Tony who went on a losing streak or ilia who lost to a old Justin that khabib smoked in 2 rounds if khabib didn’t retire he would be champ rn and that’s facts name me one person that wouldve beat him

Having Khabib as the goat because he’s undefeated is as Low IQ as you can get.

@BULLET_SL @kbach54 @MaxCalendrillo You are imagining the Khabib you saw and not a man worn down from years of title defenses and with a division of top 10s who are all training some just to fight you, and are showing the next guy things they figured out that worked. Its a whole other dynamic.

@jeremymstamper It is playing in my head right now... Its true I hire my body out for pay, a hey hey!

@Mio_Mind It is 1 guy outta hundreds of millions and you want to project your impression of him onto us all... really says more about you than us.

The World Cup is great because of the fans But somehow Americans turn this around and make it about themselves again Peak self absorption

@GaethjeNoPower Its June. They get a year. If he fights in January or February, that's not so bad.

If Justin Gaethje is serious about not fighting again in 2026, he should be stripped of his “title” immediately. You are 38 and no one wanted you as champ anyway and you obviously didn’t win under a fair commission. Cut the bullshit UFC, we were off to a great start this year.

@jeremymstamper That show was a banger.

Congrats to JD Vance for landing a new role.

@GlynnErnesto This is not our "immigration policy." It is not even a complete report on these specific situations. Nor is it supported with any kind of source. Best I can tell, aside from the ref part (I'm assuming it happened), it looks like you are just saying something you heard somewhere.

@worxerrtime Well lets compare your immigration policy in this world cup, to all the other hosts: - award winning and fifa accredited referee denied tentry - 90% of moroccan and senagalese fans unable to attend There is no precedent for this in world cup history

Maybe America should go fuck itself. The World Cup should never be hosted in a nation where it’s like the 5th most popular sport at best. It’s in a shitty timezone, had shitty leaders and immigration policies, and doesn’t respect the spirit of the game. Hard no for me Ian.

@AConway_Watches @JESnowden CBS reports," according to Neisen," and not," according to Paramount Plus." There is a standard for siting your sources, so I bet they checked. cbssports.com/ufc/news/ufc-f…

@worxerrtime @JESnowden The article says Paramount says Nielson says. Did anyone ask Nielson directly?

Watch out for the MMA media who try to pretend "17 million" people watched the UFC White House show. The average viewership was 7 million, which is the number that's equivalent to a television rating.

@AConway_Watches @JESnowden You got me. That's my whole point is people are just making stuff up when there is a record that can be checked and tested.

@kbach54 @MaxCalendrillo The hardest thing to do in fighting is sustain a title reign. Its because as champ, you get half the time to train (you have promo obligations) and all your fight camps double cuz all your fights are 5 rds. You can't compare him to guys who held the belt for long runs.

@MaxCalendrillo No one has ever said that. Khabib is tbe 2nd goat bc he dominated nearly every minute of every fight he had in the ufc. He could come back tmrw and remain undefeated