incorrect patrochilles quotes

achilles: got called gay in troy the other day patroclus: what happened? achilles: got called gay in troy patroclus: yes, but why? achilles: i was being gay patroclus: in troy? achilles: yeah it was in troy

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redrew and animated the old Achilles drawing :D

achilles:

i saw a post by @wrongptrchlls and had to apply the quote to the biggest patrochilles kinnies of all time - alexander and hephaestion ((it’s funny cuz he very much DID stab him what a healthy normal man))

achilles: if a god doesn't appear out of the sky to stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision

odysseus: i'm leaving now. menelaus is in charge. i've left notes for each of you with instructions achilles: mine just says "achilles no" odysseus: and you can apply that to any situation

patroclus: i heard some idiot tried to fight a river god today achilles, soaking wet: well, maybe the river was being an asshole

patroclus:

this was my heartstopper

get him in euphoria and nate jacobs is gone

patroclus: are you a cuddler? achilles: i’ve killed multiple people, i'm a machine of death and destruction patroclus: achilles: ...yeah, i'm a cuddler

patroclus: could you ever see us being more than friends? achilles: yes! i’m so happy you asked! patroclus: really? because i- achilles: i can totally see us as gods! patroclus: ... achilles: hang on, let me find the picture i drew!!!

achilles: I’m going to take you out patroclus: great, it’s a date! achilles: i meant that as a threat patroclus: see you at five!

patroclus: i’m... i’m at a loss for words! achilles, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, patroclus yelled at me for the next 45 minutes