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Mr. Chick 🇭🇺
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Did you know that chickens use their crowns to recognize one another?
I've always wondered, if I gave my bottom-hen, Red, a little hat, would she be able to fool the others enough to move up the pecking order?
(Relevant home-made comic attached)
Hello ███████ -R̶E̶D̶A̶C̶T̶E̶D̶-@badbirb
@GreatLakesFungi Me: babe…. why is bank account so low? Wife: can you catch one of the chickens, their cowboy hats came in!
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ok i accept im going to die now because i just stepped on the same rusty nail but on my opposite foot
chicken boy 🐓@badrechicken
i stepped on a very rusty nail while standing in stagnant chicken poop filled mud water i think im going to get every disease in the world now
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@mousethegame @caravanpalace YOU ALREADY HAD MY ATTENTION BUT NOW YOU HAVE IT EVEN MORE
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We are very excited to announce our collaboration with electro swing icons, @CaravanPalace!
Stay tuned for the reveal of a brand-new track made just for MOUSE: P.I. For Hire 🎶🎷🐭
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@Wyrmver god: *creates worm*
worm: "thx god!"
god: *creates bird*
worm:
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@badrechicken I always thought chickens as a whole are a bit more of an advanced pet than other more common birds, but birds in general I think are on the advanced side (if you plan on caring for them properly)
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@xXMr_ChickXx maybe but they dont know what music is so they might get scared
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this guy is ass at tetris
Freya Holmér@FreyaHolmer
been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything
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its funny because you could absolutely write an amazing hitman show.
wouldnt need a story
just every week its a different elaborate way to kill some dude
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The live-action ‘HITMAN’ TV series is no longer happening. ‘John Wick’ creator Derek Kolstad was developing the series. (Source: thedirect.com/article/hitman…)
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@tvtitanfanclub dude i luv your gay yaoi art,
but you gotta make more hetslop
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the centipede bit near my armpit so i cant even lower my arm without being in horrible pain
it happened 3 hours ago and it still hurts too bad to go back to sleep (its 3 am)
i went to bed at 8 pm so if i cant fall back asleep at least i got almost 5 hours of sleep
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i finally got a sliver of internet again and today i found out flooding means centipedes will come into your house and sleep in bed with you
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