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Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

@creepercharge56 please speed. i need this!

let me rate ur username: profile pic: header: fav thing about you/ur account: should you post this:

@homestuck_anon A TWITTER USER DIDN’T LIKE MY FAVORITE SHIP, AND THEY OWNED ME.

@creechurton this is a personal attack to me i used to be called jake

mean

I THINK WE SHOULD KILL EVERY SINGLE MEENKAT SHIPPER BRUTALLY

@homestuck_anon do a solo session you'll TOTALLY win

<<< Which group should i be play/ing s/burb with?? Whats the i/deal out/come?? ( '<

@homestuck_anon kernelspritesprite

Hypothetical sburb question; what do you hypothetically do if you hypothetically prototype your hypothetical kernelsprite orb with another player's hypothetical kernelsprite orb? Asking hypothetically.

@ChiefofIsaac canon event

@timebreaths WHO is shipping jadebro im crine

i dislike pro ships in general but jadebro is the ultimate proshipslop genuinely

@_lxxmyno sollux wins by doing nothing

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

@ontheflipsiide @Loozrrrrrpedal yeah i wonder

@Loozrrrrrpedal ???

you HAD to make her fat and ugly 💔💔💔

@timebreaths dont worry im a boy and i have long hair you just gotta style it

i want to be a boy but im scared to cut my hair

i wish i was my age but in like 2011 or 2012 i wish i could have experienced peak homestuck

@Gayyurikissin if i was his father i would really love him and raise him the best i can

if i was his mother i would’ve aborted him

Noticed your theoryboard wasnt quite done! I took the liberty and finished it for you essi!

@zirtsxu7267 2b2t spawn

@homestuck_anon "im convinced proshippers are stupid" THEY ARE STUPID ALWAYS HAVE BEEN

I'm convinced proshippers are stupid I literally saw one suggest homestuck at it core is pro-incest since "the game makes the player's family tree a wreath" when 1. genetically, no 2. it wouldn't make sense if a rando adopted the heroes 3. your shitty ships will never happen