chief seno👑

If fuel is expensive, don’t travel. Stay at home. Where are you going? I’m not really worried about you. - President Museveni

Spiro motorcycle guys are here laughing at your jaj boys now🤣

🚨 OFFICIAL: Arda Güler’s season with Real Madrid is also almost over after suffering muscle injury in the biceps femoris ❌🤕 Arda will focus on returning for the World Cup 2026 🇹🇷

The fuel we have is enough 😂

Mrs. Katusiime, the URA officer who refused a bribe of 300m ugx to 900m ugx after discovering $10m being smuggled into the country illegally has been rewarded 50m ugx and a promotion at work. The $10m that was discovered in the container at the airport has been taken to the bank of Uganda for safe custody however the Internal Security has blamed the airport security for not notifying them before bringing the case to public 😂

Naye Okello?? Kiki Naye

You're still in everyone's heart and mind ❤️‍🩹

We really bottled the league man

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City are now TOP of the Premier League!

Sigh. How the hell did we let this happen?

There's something wrong with Okello Onyum😏

What’s happened at Leicester is sad - and wrong. They’ve been relegated after a six-point deduction for financial irregularities whilst City are about to win another title with 135 charges unanswered 3 years later. How can this be?

SECURITY ALERT. Dear Kampalanians, please note that Security Threats have extended to; Kawempe, Nabweru, Nansana, Katooke, Mpererwe, Kyebando, Bwayise, Kawaala, Namungoona, Nateete, Kyengera, Bulenga, Mutundwe, Kabowa, Nkulabye, Najjanankumbi, Ndeeba, Makindye, Nakawa, Salaama Road, Kira, Bulindo, Kireka, Bweyogerere, Namugongo & Kampala Central. Cases of thugs weilding Pangas moving @ night have been reported in those areas as was in Masaka. Thugs scream & make alarms as if they r neighbours being attacked so when u open to help they hack your head & steal all property. Caution: 1. Ensure that ALL security lights r on at night dont compromise security for saving Electricity, u would rather spend on UMEME for security lighting than loosing life 2. Gates should be locked at a specific hour & no access past that hour 3. Please avoid moving late in the night whether while at home or hostel. 4. Never open for any one before finding out who it is. 5. The thugs may use a relative's name & voice to dupe you, so make sure that any person who wants to access the house uses a point more visible & preferrably the front. 6. Always keep the phone fully charged with some airtime to communicate with the neighbours or anyothers for rescue. 7. Ensure that you communicate your exact movements to at least 2 people & give them contacts of the people in your company or you are hanging out with. 8. It is a good security trick to take photos of the people in your company forexample when hanging out and post them say on facebook or whatsapp or to a parent or friends who r not part of the outing, you can even extend to add a short intro say, " attending a wedding meeting with my pals Andrew, Julie, Lisa, Peter, X, Y Z at Javas, so that in the event anything happens to you, post that moment, we may have leads into investigations. 9. Always be security conscious about people conducting themselves suspiciously around you, u can extend to ask whether the person appearing suspicious to you may need your help, u can politely approach him or her and ask "excuse me, it appears to me that you are looking for some one or is there a way I can help?" 10. Be cautious of who is following you if driving for example & if possible try to stop in an area where there are many people & express to them your suspicion. 11. Avoid riding on bodas late night & if you can' t avoid it, desist from using 1 a spefic rider all the time since this one can be a future security risk. 12. Treat most of your phone talk as confidential thus desist from talking on phone while riding on a boda, request caller to allow you time or ask rider to pullover to allow you attend to a caller. 11. Try as much as possible to respond to late night callers, u may be the one to save a life. Incase you see such, please report on these numbers below COMMANDER KMP. 0717777070 KMP North RPC KMP North 0715986957 DPC Kawempe. 0714667780 DPC Old Kampala. 0714667784 DPC Wandegeya. 0714667776 DPC Wakiso 0714667816 DPC Kasangati. 0717179570 DPC Kakiri 0718851397 KMP South. RPC KMP South. 0715989979 DPC Katwe 0714667793 DPC Nsangi 0718851395 DPC Kajjansi 0715490368 DPC Kabalagala. 0715989997 DPC Entebbe 0714667806 DPC CPS Kla. 0714667772 KMP East. RPC KMP East 0715986955 DPC Jinja Road 0714667790 DPC Kira Road 0714667787 DPC Kira Division. 0714668027 DPC Mukono 0718300750 DPC Nagalama 0714667820 Hello @PoliceUg kindly clarify if all these telephones are active,right and in use , personally I only verified one that's DPC old Kampala and if not then provide us with the right and active contacts. #copied Kindly share with others.

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@KyvngK @kharis_micheal @primegeneral23 Silence

@kharis_micheal @primegeneral23 As men how have yall responded whenever you’ve found yourself self dealing with an emotionally neglectful woman?

A lot of women are emotionally abusive to their partner, and we don’t talk about it enough

Jailed opposition leader Kizza Besigye turns 70 today, having spent over 500 days behind bars. #MonitorUpdates #MonitorToon

This driver has exposed and perhaps mostly emphasized what we all know that the roads are small. @UNRA_UG @MoWT_Uganda would you help put an end to road carnage! Separate and widen the lanes! Also is the money for the other meters being swindled or the roads are designed this small? If yes, by who? What’s their motive?

do y'all ever look at pictures of yourself as a child and feel emotional? like wow that baby had no idea what was to come in life.

Even Pablo Escobar built schools, clinics, homes and funded education for the people in his favela. These dogs are buying Lamborghinis & Porsches with our hard earned taxes. Fucken hell mate.

i would rather let people think i'm boring than know too much about me