
Z. Blitzed
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Z. Blitzed
@zer0blitz
Something about the duality of man.



Breaking: The Illinois House is about to adjourn. They won't vote on the Bears stadium bill just sent over from the Senate. Unless a special session is called this summer, they won't be back until November.






I’m actually pretty pissed at how badly they’ve bungled America 250. First they tried to invite Milli Vanilli and a bunch of other absurdly washed up geriatric one hit wonders. Then when that didn’t work they decided to convert the event into a Trump rally where Trump will talk about himself for 90 minutes. This should have been a massive, raucous celebration of the country and its 250 year history. Now it will be a political rally identical to the ten million other ones we’ve already seen.

We’ve got an exclusive new look at Summer’s Last Resort, the upcoming Tubi comedy starring Sophia Bush, Jerry O’Connell, and Violet McGraw. The film follows a teenager whose summer getaway spirals into chaos when she’s forced to spend the trip with her mom’s overly enthusiastic boyfriend… who also happens to be her vice principal. Naturally, she decides the only solution is secretly breaking them up 👀 Streaming on @Tubi this summer.



@mattlindner I could be really wrong here but it makes sense to keep wrigleyville mostly quick eating places and maybe a shop or two. Right? Every time I walked by this I wondered how busy it was

dating someone with an active duty police officer in their head is the absolute worst




Consumer Reports' recent review of the "Most and Least Expensive Supermarkets" confirms what we already knew: There's Costco*, and then there's everywhere else. consumerreports.org/money/prices-p… *Fine, there's BJ's too, but it's less common/awesome.



34 degrees in the UK today


@BarstoolBigCat KB is going to be so disappointed



Ketlen Vieira has been removed from the UFC roster, per sources. She leaves after defeating Jacqueline Cavalcanti. Ivan Erslan also parts ways despite winning his last fight. Tuco Tokkos and Daniel Barez have also been removed from the UFC roster. Story coming to @MMAFighting.


CNN's @brianstelter: "[Colbert] became a voice of the Trump resistance, first during Trump's first term, now again in Trump 2.0, politics became an inescapable part of the show. "But The Late Show was about so much more than politics, & I think the viewers who are mourning the end of the show today, they're going to miss Colbert, the human, you know, he was ministerial in nature, a comforting presence at the end of the night. And yes, he was an outspoken Trump critic, but he was so much more than that."




This is getting WILD. @BarstoolBigCat is on an ALL-TIME memorabilia run 😂 He’s already secured: 🚽 A Bills stadium trough 🏈 The Boise State blue turf 10-yard line ⚡️ The Chargers “Get Charged Up” banner 🐎 The 2014 Colts AFC Finalist banner 🏀 Florida State’s 2020 No. 4 final ranking banner It’s turning into a full-on stadium build inside his office 😭 What should he go after next? 🤔



Pair this with rice and black beans (<$1 per serving combined) and you have 4-6 healthy, filling lunches for $15 max


@sportsrapport I can cook a helluva meal with $28







