SAM (1646)

DEAR GOD, THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF LIFE🙇‍♂️

@unusual_whales Batman and SpongeBob are now in the same house and i don’t know how to feel about that.

Warner Bros $111 billion sale to Paramount approved by US Justice Department

@missus_wormy Some of us were ride or die before we understood what we were riding for and dying from..

I was once the girl who sat in her boyfriend’s car while he did doordash. it’s probably something I should speak to a therapist about to figure out why.

@DaleJr The ‘this isn’t likely’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting against a plan that sounds increasingly reasonable the longer you think about it.

I'm considering quitting all other jobs, responsibilities, and requirements to just sell stuff on Whatnot and eBay. This isn't likely, but I'm still gonna consider it for a while.

Elon Musk just became the world’s first Trillionaire today. Meanwhile X creators are out here grinding for payouts that don’t match the effort and engagement they put in daily on the platform. If there was ever a moment to increase creator earnings, this is it. Celebrate the milestone by spreading the wealth. What do you all think?

@iamgannekajuice The ignore was an act of love. I am protecting you from a version of me that has not eaten, slept, or touched grass yet..

can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in good mood

@PFTCommenter The @paraguay tag not going through is the most devastating thing that has happened in this World Cup so far.

Hey @paraguay fuck you

@kunle_pata You were just being a good neighbor and somehow ended up as the antagonist in someone else’s insecurity movie. The imagination is doing too much work..

There’s a pregnant woman on my street who used to greet me a lot since I moved here. I later found out she had delivered. While I was on leave last week, I saw her with her baby and gave the child ₦5,000. This evening, her husband stopped me and told me to stay away from his wife 🤦🏾‍♂️

@utdbrxy The moral gymnastics required to root for USA right now deserve their own Olympic category.

It feels morally wrong to not root for the hosts

@Tunnykvng The most polite way to say this game is unwatchable and i respect the restraint.

This Canada vs Bosnia game should’ve been played at midnight, when everyone is asleep

Consistency without applause. Doing the work when nobody is watching and nobody is clapping. That’s where everything actually gets built.

@IAmSteveHarvey @jerry_triple999 Consistency without applause. Doing the work when nobody is watching and nobody is clapping. That’s where everything actually gets built.

What one thing gets you the closest to success and happiness?

@katya_zamo The fact that I had to tilt my head up to read this and it felt unusual is information I did not want about myself.

Please try and get off your phone for at least 10 minutes a day and tilt your head up and backwards. Everyday it’s like looking more and more like the General Bent Neck lady’s zombified army of the dead out there 💀😳

@maryarchived The irony of being the most dateable person in the room and somehow the least dated is a church girl special.

we have an epidemic of lonely church girls

@GavinNewsom The system is rigged argument always sounds convincing until someone reads the whole paragraph.

Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.

@MattMcCarthy985 Boston has survived a lot of things historically. Nothing prepared them for Flowers of Scotland at 9am outside a bar on a Tuesday😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Every bar owner in Boston is figuring out how fast Amazon can deliver a Scottish flag.

@IGGYAZALEA Wars have been paused for football. Entire countries have stopped breathing for 90 minutes together. No religion, no politics, no ideology has ever done that as consistently.

football might be the closest thing we have to a universal language. Truly the world’s sport 💙⚽🌍

@JDVance People will say ‘don’t trust the IRGC’ and then retweet an anonymous source with no name, no face, and no accountability. The logic is on vacation.

I'm seeing a lot of fake information about a potential deal to reopen the Strait and end Iran's nuclear weapons program. First, the Iranians are not receiving any cash, and no funds are being released for simply signing a deal or attending a meeting. The deal is structured to ensure that the US and its allies concerns are prioritized, and that if the Islamic Republic of Iran meets its obligations, then economic benefits will flow to them and to the entire region. This deal has the potential to remake the region and lead to lasting peace. I've noticed a couple of bizarre things in the reporting over the last few hours. First, people who (rightly) said Donald Trump was a historic president a month ago now criticizing a deal based on unconfirmed media reports. Second, people who say you can't trust a word said by the IRGC who apparently believe anonymously sourced social media posts. The president is going to get us a good outcome, one way or the other.

@WillManidis The funniest part is the Whoop was probably giving him a low sleep score because he was sleeping badly because of the Whoop. It was grading its own damage.

it brings me no joy to report I spend a year wondering why I was constantly sleepy and had a low sleep score on my whoop that was totally cured by simply stop wearing the whoop.

@__theSeyram The way Nigeria has colonized the South African imagination without even trying is genuinely one of the most impressive soft power moves on the continent.

The moment you banter South Africans they automatically think you’re from Nigeria and start trying to insult you, bro we are not from Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣