Frank Swagman

Empty net because #YOLO!

At least it’s not a shutout!

@tomwilsonglazer #mutuallosers

i can't believe this

So I ordered a “Carolina Hurricanes endings” sandwich and I only got a spec of bread and lettuce! I WANT A REFUND! @penguins

we’re gonna get shutout lol, i can feel it

Penguins broke my spirit this period.

@goaliepilled @penguins Penguins please aughhh!!!😩

omg i’m soooo drunk rn @penguins wouldn’t it be soooo funny if you scored rn…. penguinsssss

Hello, is the Pittsburgh Penguins “goal meal” available? No? Maybe SOG? No? What about our defence? No? Oh, well…Can I get the suicide meal please?

@sidrendipity A hot mess.

God what are we doing

Penguins are pissing me off already.

@wshtruther @tomwilsonglazer Very intense.

@87mins @tomwilsonglazer This is a nail biting game

@eklundies Give up. 🫩

never back down never what

@frogbearcnc See what happens when you commit so many sins…

THE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭GIRL THE MALENPATTERNN BALDNESS😭😭😭😭😭😭I WAS WARNING YOU

Penguins game today. I really need them to beat the Canes or I will fucking lose it!

@_GregFinley @LakersLead THANK YOU!

@87mins @LakersLead

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