ABSTRACTION_II

Azuri got me a pomegranate today. How awfully sweet of her.

We at abstraction co. Have our part time employees work 30-40 hours. However. Many complain that is just way too many hours. So, a consensus. How many hours do YOU feel like a part time employee should work to avoid burnout?

Since there's been a gubby running around, I left a bowl of carrots out for them outside my office.. ..hopefully the gubby takes it.

So. That one escaped. Soldiers are already on their way to kill it.

I have made the decision to rebrand to ABSTRACTION_II. I hope you support my decision.

I'm out of character here. I do not feel comfortable role-playing as a fictional corporation made by Zeal. I do not know what I will do. But this account will be archived for the time being until I can find out what to change it to. Please show your support to Ren.

@urbanshaderiley They're crabs now. A person even befriended one.

@savella_silver We at Urbanshade will miss you very much.

I'm not a fan of pressure anymore...I am moving to doors fandom now and my new hot babe is seek from hit game doors yeah doors is so much better than pressure

Guardsman. Get this one. They made a poor April fools joke.

WHO LET OUR FUCKING HUMVEES HAVE A TWITTER? NO. WAIT. BETTER QUESTION. HOW DO THEY USE TWITTER. THEY'RE AN INANIMATE VEHICLE!

And I have taken ownership of Urbanshade.

@urbanshaderiley I told the research and development division of Urbanshade to genetically modify them. You're welcome.

I eated the heart of Lazarus, sowwy. What did I just fucking type. I'm going to discombobulate.

@fatherzlight Not me.

Hm?.. oh. I uh. Forgot about this. Hope no one died while I wasn't here.

Gubb? Interesting name. Well, welcome. Gubb.

Ah. I should put in a work order for that. Well, do you have a name?

What are you doing down here, little one?

Hello?

I miss wendaful. 💔