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@midwestern_ope I’m born and raised in the Midwest and I never seen that monstrosity on the lower left before.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

@stephanpastis @TheAuthorGuy

Crowdsourcing this one: I’m going on two book tours this summer/fall. Which cities should I go to?

@CalltoActivism Wanna Be A Kennedy gets so bored he takes out his phone and starts scrolling. 🤣

🚨 THIS IS SICK! Trump is supposed to sign a proclamation on fitness with kids but is blabbing about him deserving a Nobel Peace Prize. Someone being all over the EPSTEIN FILES should never be around kids. Is this the example we want to set for them?

@ChefReactions I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been walking with a friend, spot a broken piece of sidewalk, and casually said “Mind the gap”.

Trump gets another DoorDash delivery

@TheAuthorGuy Sounds like he was one of the good ones. So sorry for your loss.

My friend Mike Spradlin passed away this last weekend. He was a national sales rep for my publisher when I met him, but he wrote dozens of books, most on American History. Here he is holding a book shaped like a puppy's butt that we got Slash to sign. Mike was that kind of guy.

@TheAuthorGuy Bless her heart.

Pam Bondi has been given another job in the Administration at the Department of A Nice Family Farm Upstate where she will run in the fields and play with butterflies on perfect summer days.

@TheAuthorGuy @HQNewsNow Indeed. 😳

@HQNewsNow Jeebus.

@TheAuthorGuy Y e a h, you’re gonna need a bigger garage.

Welp, I just adopted an elephant. I need to go clean out the garage.

@TheAuthorGuy Same!

My entire day would revolve around this if I had marmosets in the garden. THE LITTLE ONES!

@midwestern_ope Iowa:

Nebraskas two biggest cities look like they’re desperately trying to leave and join Iowa

No, Donald Trump did not die today.

No, Donald Trump did not die today.

Just received and sent all the royalties/advances for sales of my books in Ukraine to Jose Andres' World Central Kitchen in honor of the people of Ukraine. Slava Ukraini! wck.org

@DidDTrumpDie 😱

Donald Trump did not die today. Here is him without his orange makeup.

@DidDTrumpDie 🤞

Donald Trump did not die today. However, he appears to be suicidal

@LAYS 💛

No matter who takes home the trophy on Sunday, you can take home your share of $100K! 💛 this post to get in on the action and try to harvest a major potato payday during the Big Game! NO PURCH. NEC. 50 US/DC, 18+ (19+ AL/NE). Ends 2/8/26. Limit 2 Entries.

@WhiteHouse Why are the tiny footprints all the same size?

Embrace the penguin.

Dear EU, Do not cave. Protect Greenland. Sincerely, Americans who didn’t ask for this.