Two Across

@MarkZinno Retarded take

Translation: We were a 23-1 long-shot to win the Derby and don’t think we would win the shorter track against a horse like Renegade again. So we will preserve our horse’s health — AHEM! “Value” — and get the max we can for future stud fees. Gutless horse owners have killed this sport. They prioritize money over wins and legacy. She’s not the first, nor the last do this. It’s just destroyed this once insanely popular sport.

Breaking News, a trainer who hasn’t run a horse back within 15 days in her career skips the Preakness.

Let’s gooooooo

Guys I know that shit is fat but if you want to make money on the Preakness. You gotta be following me!

One year ago today at Churchill- this ass stopped a Kentucky State trooper dead in his tracks

Good morning to all the perverts. Make sure to tune in to the Preakness next weekend for more #PaddockAsses. Place some bets while you’re at it.

@Jake95035490244 Called ocelli a must use and heard crickets! Two Across might have to pivot to ass full time!

@AcrossTwo60016 You dawg I’m glad this is doing numbers

Btw I want all you gooners to know I had a 40-1 future on Golden Tempo. Follow me for more winners

If you like betting horses & fat asses you must follow me

@ABRLive I need about 15 of these in the paddock at Laurel next weekend. Prove to me you’re serious about raising the handle

Monday thoughts: Golden Tempo won the Derby because Jose Ortiz learned from the Louisiana Derby. Last time, he dove to the rail late and it cost him. In the Derby, you can see him almost make the same move- he thought about it but then he checks himself, tips outside, and wins

Despite this edition of the KY derby lacking pace on paper. It’s still the derby. And I still expect quick fractions. Golden Tempo is the best VALUE in this race!!!

Ocelli can hit the board in the derby. Will be using in supers.

@Erik74619756 Good call bro 👊🏼

@AcrossTwo60016 Almost had it would of won me 10k lol

Golden Tempo with Jose Ortiz, left up win the 152nd running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. After the race, Jose Ortiz is congratulated by Irad Ortiz, right.

@togamax31 Ya. Also didn’t use GT up top. But this does ease the pain

@AcrossTwo60016 Needed him 4th?

I’m going to vomit. Had ocelli too. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

GOLDEN TEMPO WINS THE 152ND KENTUCKY DERBY 🐴 CHERIE DEVAUX BECOMES THE FIRST FEMALE TRAINER TO WIN THE HISTORIC RACE 👏

@GhostofSwiftH Golden tempo could get up late at a nice price. Might’ve won that race if not for the atrocious ride at the fairground

@GhostofSwiftH told ya!

I’m the best handicapper in the fucking world. 40-1 future on golden tempo and LOVED ocelli. No one is doing this shit like me