Agent Scootyboot

@cuckinguke Who tf are you? Are you funny? Wanna come to a comedy show? CHARLOTTE, NC I honestly have no idea when exactly…. Soon. I’m a regular guy- you know what pay me $3 before I keep going

@Sledge315 and his friends are all smart as fuck dude… you want some GOOD comedy? Tune into his stream!!!! Ask him when he’s streaming next for me pls… I forgot when his next show is

@XrnNext Hello, I am a man. What’s up? Whatcha need?

I need to talk to more men

ngl any bicth that suck uncircumcised dck belong on fear factor 😭😂

@creaturnofilter You feel like that because you’re a comedian, and don’t know how to MAKE people listen to your whole point in one go yet

i m a big pervert degenerate but i m not. f reaky , or horny , almost ever

@joerogan is this thing on? @ComedyZoneCLT to be determined date idk but AT THIS LOCATION!!!!!! I have questions for you, my friend… PLEASE HELP ME!!!! Help me find my wife lol

GOOD BOY

Same! But I don’t suck dick, I suck clit lmao

@little_nerd_913 What if you think I’m larping and I’m actually not tho… AND I can prove it?

some men just be larping liking girls who aren't skinny and it pmo

Hello is this thing on? Lol I forgot

@halenhargreevs DPS!!!! It’d be really cool if I got a tank especially, but if a girl could back my ass up while I’m leading the CHARGE BRO!!!!! THAT’s hot!

GAMERS ONLY: Would you prefer a girl who mains healer or one who goes full DPS no mercy? 😏

Anybody ever smoke pot? I like smoking pot… it lets me sleep at night… helps me sleep like a fuckin baby

Ohhhhhh, I have 69 minutes to edit my tweets!!!! That’s how we keep getting messages out there and “tricking” people… Ohhhhhhhh

@elonmusk OWES ME $8

@elonmusk MUSK YOU OWE ME $8 YOU JACKASS I CAN PROVE JT LET ME PROVE IT AT @ComedyZoneCLT at a later to be determined date idk I haven’t talked to them yet… I still need to get those recordings from @Truist but I’m not sure they emailed them to me…. Sure wish I could ask them but THEY BLOCKED ME!!!!

@jxi_oce You are a baby, and have not realized WHY Moira is the best @PlayOverwatch character of all time!!! Her and Winston… Go ahead overwatch dm me, ASK ME why I think that… in person at @ComedyZoneCLT at aaaaat a time and date to be determined later lol

lets delete moira from overwatch most useless hero no reason to ever pick her does literally nothing zzz

how do people have casual sex