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@Steve_Laws_ This boils my piss.

Supporting #LFC is bad for your health. #YNWA

@ears_cheers Me with one eye on the Vlog, other on the film I should be watching.

Happy Sunday you lovely lot. This week's vlog is up youtu.be/MZK6_xtCUng

@GBNEWS I’d take more guidance from this pair.

New Covid variant leads to scientists demanding rules from lockdown reimposed on Britain gbnews.com/health/covid-v…

@GBNEWS They can get fucked.

@talkSPORT Pranny!

⏰ “Klopp is on borrowed time.” 😳 “He’s got to go. He’s going to found out very quickly this season.” 🎄 “He’ll be gone by Christmas.” Paul the #LFC fan details exactly why he wants Jurgen Klopp to go immediately.

Moisés Caicedo was about to takeoff on the helicopter to Liverpool, out of the blue the agent contacted the pilot to stop the takeoff. Moisés Caicedo was confused about the situation & asked for water as he was getting dizzy. #lfc #cfc

@indykaila If things are true and he doesn’t want to join #LFC ,why would Liverpool still want him after all this? #moveon

Chelsea yet to match #lfc bid at the time of this tweet. They are speaking with their lenders to get the bid submitted. Liverpool are waiting. #cfc

@GBNEWS @LeeAndersonMP_

🚨ICYMI... ‘It’s borne out of frustration.’ @LeeAndersonMP_ refuses to apologise for his controversial comment telling migrants who don't like the Bibby Stockholm barge to ‘F*** off back to France’. 🖥 GB News on YouTube bit.ly/3vAYaw0

@gbnews Potholes are a real problem, A & B roads you have a chance to avoid them, the ones on the M56 where people are travelling at 70mph are not only damaging to the vehicle but a danger to life with cars swerving to avoid them sometimes at last minute.

@talkSPORT Cundy being Cundy. He’s paid to comment on things to irk listeners to respond and make contact with the station. I like him, I listen to be entertained and if he’s right or wrong on VVD he is entertaining.

👀 “I think he’s overrated, personally. There’s a lot of media love in…” ❌ “He makes too many mistakes. He’s not fit to lace Terry or Rio’s boots.” Jason Cundy makes a bold claim about Virgil van Dijk and his recent form 🔥

@LordLeonard1 🤣 Imagine taking one of those for a walk and it gets off the lead……….. I suppose you’d just have to get a new one, no catching that f……..r!

#flyball #crufts2023 Holy s#@t, never seen this before……. These four legged friends are unbelievable. #blinkandyouvemissedit

@Liverpool #LFC Ha Ha Haaaaaa!

@talkSPORT This guys a fucking balloon.

Jake Paul insists Conor McGregor is too scared to box him now talksport.com/sport/boxing/1…

Why does my Turrets kick in whenever Keita is anywhere near the ball? #LFC

@_Littlechic_ Amazon will still throw your orders over the fence.

Dog chews a massive hole in the front door in Liverpool Get your Fukin head in now 😭😭😭

@quartapoundaa @GBNEWS As a special treat, on a Friday, I’ll suck an extra strong mint and the family will sit around my tongue.

@AndyDaBeef @GBNEWS We all sit in our own sleeping bags to keep warm… when we need the loo it’s like a infant school sports day sack race leaving the room

‘They sell these smart meters to us on the grounds they’ll save us money… that’s a load of rubbish!’ Author of new book ‘Not Zero’ Ross Clark gives his take on energy companies being given ‘the most astonishing power’ through legislation.

@quartapoundaa @GBNEWS We’ve swapped out LCD tv over to the old Plasma sets and while there’s nothing on we want to watch we huddle round it warming our hands.

@AndyDaBeef @GBNEWS If I want to see what I’m doing in the kitchen - I send Carly outside to set next doors outside light off

@quartapoundaa @GBNEWS We’re just eating salad and cardboard and we’ve stopped drying our clothes and simply wear them wet. #giveit anhoutortwotheylldry

@AndyDaBeef @GBNEWS Cheaper to order take away than cook with the oven and hob. I’m drying my clothes outside with a mangel now instead of the dryer