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@The__Goomba Notice what's not in the picture

This photo makes me feel pain.

nevermind it got better

@mossbag69 It's obviously because Pharloom is woke

Four Moss Mothers and not a single Moss Father... Is this one of the things where the female eats their mate?

bunnies yay

"Jesus, Paul, look at this receipt—ten dollars for a single potato. This new Value-Mart AI surge pricing is killing me, man. Killing me." “That’s nothing, Bill. Wait ’til the next update: the store will be able to see exactly how much money you have in your bank.” “You’re kidding.” “And your 401k.” “@#$% me sideways.” “That’s why I use URCHN to do my groceries.” “Really? What’s URCHN?” “URCHN is the latest in affordable concierge shopping.” “Oh, you mean like Uber or Instacart. What makes them different?” “Orphans.” “𝑂𝑟𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑠?” “That’s right, Bill. And not just any orphans. Dirty, starving orphans who live under overpasses.” “Uuuh.” “As you know, the cameras in the grocery aisle scan your face and adjust the price based on race, socioeconomic status, and dietary restrictions. But you know who always gets the best prices, no matter what?” “…orphans?” “Yep.” “I don’t know, Paul, that seems a little-” “Of course, the AI still discriminates based on race, which is why they send a multi-racial team of no less than four dirty orphans to buy your groceries.” "Um." “The Latino child buys your rice, and the Asian child buys your tortillas.” “Yeah, no, I get it.” “And the black child-” “Sorry, uh, these are children, right? Small children?” “Of course. Teens would raise the price.” “How do they, uh, reach the items on the top shelves?” “They stand on each other’s emaciated little shoulders.” "Jesus." "Yeah, the Hispanic orphan tends to be on the bottom." "What?" "Sturdy stock." “…and how much do you save?” “My last potato was 34 cents.” “#$&@ it, I’m in.” --- [r][title: AI Surge Pricing]

Me at the theatre when 30 seconds into the Mario Movie, Mario turns to the screen and says "APRIL FOOLS!", followed promptly by a switch to 'The Pikmin Movie' which is just Miyamoto doing a letsplay of Pikmin 2

my burger shaped chud 🍔 #pokemon #pkmn

Pakistan has Tears of the Kingdom puzzles in real life

i hope no one's made this joke before

i never even considered the possibility

@Flamer1d3rX We should kill them with hammers

There are real human beings in the comments who walk among us and hate Rowlet

Browt #PokemonWindsWaves

This is real and true btw , if you're a rowlet fan you can not speak ill of browt . these two are literally distant cousins

There has not been a bird starter that has been a flying type

@kevin_incanada @egodeathceo Skill issue

@egodeathceo It's a lot harder to kill yourself than to ask someone to kill you. 25-35 failed suicide attempts for every successful one. It should be difficult to kill yourself. It shouldn't be as easy as asking the government to do it for you.

one thing I genuinely don’t get about the whole Canadian mass suicide program is how come a depressed but physically able young man can’t just kill himself normally like you need to ask the government for permission first like some fucking loser?

@TheJoshMan07 Twitter users when a children's game is designed for children

Mario Wonder’s 20th easy mode just dropped