AS899

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AS899

@Ashields899

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参加日 Haziran 2014

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AS899@Ashields899·17 Mar

Idk what sort of update happened over this weekend but: -Twitter thinks I'm a bot (apparently I should allow push notifications to fix it) -New ads are on the feed (including accounts I've blocked) -Blue checkmark pro-Rightwing accounts have shown up (more to block, oh joy)

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Toble@batulkutan·15h

im gonna die alone

🎀Cat lover🎀@go14089cat

I yearn for a shy man

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Shawnee Wulf@ShawneeWulf1·1d

We had actual superweapons.

Actual Sheep@DeutschWatamate

German “superweapons”: a big tank, a slightly faster plane Allied superweapons: shells that personally know when to explode, an unreachable bomber, a literal computer, the power of the sun in the palm of their hands

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AS899@Ashields899·1h

@hiddench00m My first posted story on Ao3 was a post-depression mania-fueled rare-pair MHA fic, with the last 1/4 of the words dedicated to them having sex. Post it, even if it's bad.

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💫🧚🏻‍♀️@lilyofthecosmos·18h

bc porn often doesn’t treat the pussy like the delicate thing that it can be when drawing a flower in its place ur forced to slow it down and make the movements intentional, something the flower can withstand it ends up being waaaay more sensual

fishlesho@wlwlwz2560

How do manhua authors manage to make touching flowers look even more erotic than touching actual pussy

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AS899@Ashields899·1h

@onedcdame @BiigZoe is a giant here, which isn't fair.

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Alex is in love with Jane Shepard 🩵❤️💙@onedcdame·1h

@Ashields899 I thought we were all short

Alex is in love with Jane Shepard 🩵❤️💙 tweet media

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Alex is in love with Jane Shepard 🩵❤️💙@onedcdame·12h

5'4" (163cm) I feel like a lot of of you guys are probably around the same height

Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ@ParasocialMommy

Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first

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@TheColeBrew

QME

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TheColeBrew@TheColeBrew·19h

I’m gonna do a vid on Project Wingman so I’ll save all my thoughts for then, but the last mission was funny to me Crimson-1: “You did this!”

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dantloop@loop_anim·9h

last one in…

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AS899@Ashields899·1h

@Mike_McD5511 The world of science at large knew about nukes in theory, the Germans were just making one the slow way (heavy water method). It didn't help that a lot of their scientists fled since authoritarians have a habit of purging the academic class.

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Marty Robbins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸@Mike_McD5511·15h

America was way better at building wunderwaffen

NAP51DMustang@Nap51M

@hugodeboss1 The P-51D regularly downed Me-262s. There was even a version of the P-51 that would use a vastly higher octane file and be able to keep pace speed wise with the Me-262. But the war ended because losers are losers and focused to much on retarded wonder weapons.

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AS899@Ashields899·1h

@BiigZoe Walking into Novigrad and being assaulted by the smell of a late medieval European city (as well as the people burnt at the stake)