kevan iz awesum

Optometrist fingering you: “One….or two?”

@cinamelys me when I gulp at the dentist but it's becuz I swallowed the dental instruments

at the dentist... gulp

@realgeekdjoe Happy day of the birth, rightttt it's so scary I'm going to be 19 in July lol

FUCKKKK IM 19 NOW

@frenqanstein They're going to use a vegetable peeler to skin me youchhhh and before I die I'm going to eat a surplus of burgers and they're going to use the belly fat as the grease to cook it

@AssTerism go on im listening

sex is overrated just skin me alive

@joboduj Bro gonna ask for burgers to be his last meal on the electric chair ‼️‼️

@AssTerism doctor burger? 😳😳🤤 he better have good self defense because im going to eat him. bones and all.

i hear a burger calling

@joboduj Doctor burger said he wants you in his office....

@AssTerism thank god i dont take any i wouldve forgot!

@frenqanstein It's actually a problem fr

I can't stop jerking off

@zzzzbug Putting boxing gloves on u and throwing u in the ring I can't wait to see who wins

@AssTerism LMAO fighting the urge

I feel like when Im drunk I need to get off twt

Leaving a suicide note that just says

@stickydicknick fuck

i swear a lot

manifesting a peaceful passing in my sleep, it never works though, there is still work to be done

@vxmpcore_ Who wants to do ecrack with me????

who wants to be ecracked

@creaturnofilter I brought nothingburger to the table

i bring that nothing to the table

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

@KeopardKiss Yo mama

what are we listening to

@crunchyanus420 @bnzbea Uh yes may I have one weed plz

@bnzbea Yes i have one weed

Anyone got Coke or weed