Moral Duty がリツイート

Huge shoutout to Canada for their fierce, disciplined tourism "boycott" this year. 🍁
Your sacrifice was deeply moving. Thanks to you staying home to drink maple syrup and apologize to your moose, Florida only managed to... checks notes... break its all-time record for total visitors. 📈
The local gators are absolutely devastated that they had to eat domestic tourists from New Jersey instead of premium, pale, Tim Hortons-fed snowbirds. It’s been tough adapting, but we are pushing through.
We’ll miss the sight of socks with sandals on the beach, but our traffic flow thanks you for your service. 😂

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