#1 Zharovsky Fan

aheriez.cafe totally accurate top or bottom predictor based off ur osu profile (totally not vibe coded)

@therealab224 What is fraud Hughes doing in Arlington Texas

Dreams & Nightmares - Meek Mill 0:11

@shhitsasecretsh @slothy_420 Exactly

@slothy_420 I like to downvote comments with just 1 upvote on Reddit to make people think they said something wrong

i bookmark every tweet with one like so they think it was the other guy

@HabsDigest If we win the Atlantic we win the east too lol

#GoHabsGo MAGIC NUMBER TRACKER: 7 points The most points that any top WC2 team (CBJ/OTT/DET/PHI/NYI) can achieve if they win out is 102. 7 points would give MTL 103. The real question is whether Montreal can win the Atlantic!

@NHLRumourReport 3 year max plz

Pierre LeBrun: I don't think the Canadiens' management will want Martin St. Louis to spend the entire next season on an expiring contract; I have a feeling that before the season starts next fall, they'll want to sign [him] - (*translated) RDS (3/26)

@the_habitant Generational bust

Matthew Schaefer is a generational talent

@osu_SOTD @TechnicalJL Damn that’s almost nomod pp record

August 14th, 2025's Score of the Day: @TechnicalJL's nomod FC on Goal and Score [Streamy Insane] with 86.29% accuracy, earning him 74pp.

@stuff_oflegend @the_habitant Who would want to watch that?

@AverageHbsFan @the_habitant I challenge u to stay up past ur bedtime and watch a western conference game for once

7.8M AAV vs 17M AAV

@ivandemigoal STEAL

The Habs are looking to extend Arber Xhekaj’s contract per source. They’re looking at 4-5M AAV.

@stuff_oflegend @the_habitant Already has

@the_habitant You think Caufield is going to have a more successful career than Kaprizov? Or is this cope?

@BruinwithRedSox @BarDown @NHLPR Says the bruins fan😭

@BarDown @NHLPR all that only to suck in the playoffs 😭😆

Cole Caufield has surpassed David Pastrnak for THIRD on the all-time single-season go-ahead goals leaderboard! 👀 (H/T @NHLPR)

@futurdgduCH Seulement depuis qu’il joue avec struble, bizarre

Caliss Hutson man, va falloir ça arrête un jour

CANADIENS COME OUT ON TOP! 🔵⚪️🔴

@MarioLeGoat Both Habs I fear

Twins Liam Ruck (projected 32nd) and Markus Ruck (projected 55th) have both dominated the WHL this season. They finished as the top 2 leading scorers in the entire CHL. The Penguins first round pick this year is projected around 22nd and our 2 2nds are projected to be 39th and 55th. Personally I think they’re both underrated so far in mock drafts and I would be all for it if we went for both of them. 🐧

@osukanomi HELL YEA

GG MANIA

@ArponBasu I’d rather have engstrom I think

Oof, this is a big blow.

@sanlosesharks @JFreshHockey lol fuck you

Macklin Celebrini becomes Carey Price’s first-ever teammate with 100 points #GoHabsGo

@hockeystatcards « Above average »😂😂 @MikeBartner

NHL Game Score Impact Card for New York Islanders on 2026-03-30:

Dans l’ombre, Noah Dobson pourrait accomplir UNE PREMIÈRE dans l’histoire de la LNH. Celle de terminer au premier rang de la ligue pour les tirs bloqués, tout en récoltant 50 points ou plus. Ma chronique de ce soir avec @JiCLajoie. tvasports.ca/videos/6392182… Merci à la légende @alavoiemartel pour la compilation des statistiques. Photo: Getty

@MikeBartner April fools is in 2 days bud

With Schaefer having the Calder locked up I thought I’d rank the last 10 Calder winners. 🤫