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@mahaaaay also i work with the cheating girl’s mom now and i’ve never told her i know her daughter and the lore

@mahaaaay this happened with people i know two summers ago and turns out the girl slept with her fiancé’s sister’s fiancé while the four of them were all in the same house drinking. sister was also very pregnant with twins at the time! big mess lol

was supposed to go to a wedding in october but it was called off literally two weeks before and now the couple is soft launching different people on their instagram stories please tell me what happened i am nosy

my belly is so beautiful

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

@mahaaaay fiancé who was cheated on found a new gf two weeks later too 🥴

@bionicleebonics @sighswoon this happened to me once except it hit my eyeball

@sighswoon the last time i did this it flung across the room and spiderwebbed my monitor so no not anymore

Do people still rip out that one part of a lighter

EIGHTY FIVE????????

if the schools won’t, i will!

on weds, one of the school age kids at work said her dad told her a war was going on and asked me to show where the war was on the map. so that day, i taught a bunch of kindergartners through fifth graders about the palestine-israel war and the war in iran, PG pics included 😭

4 year old just asked me why i like to wear skin color or black undies bc they’re “boring”

@OddDrifting Allow me to explain

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Elderly coworkers fucking love getting surgery

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

just say you don’t like tequila and keep it goin

@MichaelAgwuart @qks8t6f4dc the sega genesis 🔥

Not to brag, but i made this artwork completely from electronic waste

also FUCK @Ford they do not give a fuck about any of their vehicles except the trucks like both the SUVs i had were literal death traps

ordered a new car yesterday and i’m sooooo excited to not have anxiety every single time i drive wondering if im gonna make it to my destination or not lmfaoooo

you idiots are actually pissing me off that you think every fucking thing is AI when some of us actually use our brains. oh my god

@Medic_chan @blondehotcoffee the way i literally did this as a teenager. glacier freeze gatorade too

@blondehotcoffee You were supposed to use Baja Blast. That's what it was created for

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