Michael Gray
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Michael Gray
@Barnfee
IT guy, dog owner, curler. @barnfee.bsky.social
Dundee, Scotland 参加日 Nisan 2008
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Fantastic from John Higgins! Into the Masters final. What a match! And watching that was a great way to celebrate my 40th birthday today too - buzzing now 😂 #Snooker #MastersSnooker

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@Hughes87n Good afternoon now. Do you think she stripped off before or after climbing up?
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Don’t drink don’t smoke
What do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
LadyValor@lady_valor_07
He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??🤔
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@Hughes87n I’ve always felt that Labour don’t know what they want to do when they get into power, they just want to be there. Tories know that they want to milk the country dry when they get there.
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@Barnfee Don’t want to confront why they lost votes in local elections- winter allowance, fuel rises, waspi, wage inequality. All things they promised during election
Glad I voted 🟢
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@Hughes87n Did they though? I reckon after the leopard stopped eating their faces, they’d go right back to how it was
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@Barnfee I dunno, that’s more Taggert and his cronies. Least the townsfolk realised they were morons and bigots
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Loved her in Blazing Saddles
STM@Suzanne08253534
Hedy Lamarr photographed by Laszlo Willinger, 1944.
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@Hughes87n And you just know that every one of those townsfolk would be wearing a red baseball cap today.
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@Barnfee “There there Taggert. It’s just a man and his horse being hanged”
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@Hughes87n I’m no expert, but if Earth dies because the sun blows up, won’t the same thing happen to Mars a few minutes later?
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@Hughes87n Wasn’t there a film with Kurt Russell in the Arctic or something? Wasn’t she in it?
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