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@ahsanmeister @crim_tweets_ “Bro I swear I seen it on the counter.”

New fav scene of all time.

@xixi_epicene Shi is ur issue im just laughing at ur loss tbh. Bro ain’t smart enough to lock in.

@BasedTaiga Aye the smart one is giving useless advice

所以说永远不要相信英国白人房东&中介 传统艺能就是无论你清洁做的多好，都要全部扣完你的押金。 你说怎么会这么巧，我到现在都保留着入住那天拍摄的视频 更巧，我退房那天刚好拿着报纸拍了一大堆一镜到底的视频。 更更更巧的是我每次录像还会拿第二台手机录像谷歌的实时时间——甚至还跑到中介办公室门口录了一段（证明我没时间在录完房内一镜到底之后又回去搞破坏） 最巧的是退房前一周房东还过来验收的时候我戴着隐藏摄像机指了所有的破损地方（房东现场承认是他们装修时的失误） 所以我还是很喜欢当时退房之后她们那副——你不赔钱我就告到你学校——取消你学生签证 我：不用你告，我已经不是学生签了 对方:……我要向中国大使馆举报你！ 我：……大使馆不负责个人领事服务，你是傻B（donkey）吗？ 对方:我不给你写推荐信！让你租不到房！ 我: 整挺好👌🏻 但是你要不要动用一下聪明的小脑瓜，我都退租快两月了你的推荐信很重要吗？你就没想过这两月我住哪？ 对方：……我不管，我就是要你赔清洁费和房屋损坏费，我就要扣完押金，英国就是这个物价。 我：哦吼，说的好像我没有在英国搞过装修一样，我这押金都快够你把屋子里的木地板+地毯换完了。 以及，再次感谢中国国产手机制造商！他们没有学傻B海外版手机那样——开通话录音必自动电子音提醒对面 所以现在大不了拖上十几周走争议仲裁+小额民事自诉，我就不信一个垃圾格拉斯哥大学的本科护士还能比苏格兰银行的法务团队强？连苏格兰银行都被我干趴下你比银行法务还牛逼？ 还是那句话，仁义礼智信是中国人的专属，穆斯林兄弟们多少也沾点，但永远不要拿这些东西带入到年轻白人身上

@dnfpkwang888 Just call ambulance init.

这是拍电视吗？ 不是的话，远离黄毛

@HobbyBroadcastr @jon77997 @1ssve @Apple ^

@jon77997 @1ssve Not quite! Support the platform with hundreds of users, and iOS 26 has been the biggest piece of hot garbage @Apple has ever released. Not going to use that trash outside of the 9-to-5. Besides, you can't turn it totally off! You like it? That's on you.

Scam callers been real quiet ever since this iPhone feature released.

@EloiseBrid83877 @raycat2021 It’s a language, stupid yanks don’t speak another language how is it his problem?

@raycat2021 这白皮就是找事的！兄弟这个词有很多种说法，他非要这么说绝对是有意的。别跟我说这白皮不知道nigger这个词。

在日本，一位意大利小哥直播的时候，用西班牙语喊了“amiga”一词，朋友的意思。 边上一位美国黑人误以为他说的是“Nigga”黑鬼。暴怒异常，追着意大利人要求道歉，否则拳头伺候。 意大利小哥一头雾水，完全搞不清状况。 这个世道很多人脑子被烧损得厉害，阶级斗争这根弦绷得太紧了。

@cuichenghao 14 Pro Max.

有中国内地网友测试发现，某款中国产手机预设了算法月亮，算法十分低级，网友拍摄灯光，居然得到了连陨石坑都清晰可见的超级月亮，而苹果手机所见即所得，从不会用算法去掩盖光学镜头能力的不足。

@Mie_Heroin 🤓 👍🏻

@BasedTaiga mcdonald🤓👍🏻 only2.99🤓👍🏻

周末日常——原计划都报废了，只剩下自己去图书馆学习工作💼

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@Mie_Heroin Forget the gym that coffee looks lovely.

@BasedTaiga Gym group🤓

Rolex cooked so hard with this dial it’s not even funny

@Adolf622080 @timFeynman @Ohshit2026 @Viral_0nX Most independent defence analysts land roughly here India: 20 killed → considered reliable China 4 killed → considered too low, 30–40 killed → often cited, but not provable Likely reality: somewhere in between, including deaths.

@timFeynman @Ohshit2026 @Viral_0nX 中国死亡不到五个人 应该是四个 印度军人的身体素质无法和中国军人比较

@CFCJnR U are the problem. Not him

Essugo liked the club statement of Maresca getting sacked, says a lot about the Manager. Nobody in the entire Chelsea team except Cucurella has said farewell, no one likes him. Falls out with players, doesn't give them minutes, was talking to Man City in his 1st year. Snake 🐍

@guo1220 88

精神小伙小妹的瓜 赶紧看、我要删了......

@DebsSZN @cfc_Chris1 yeah be quiet lol.

@cfc_Chris1 You’re high.

What the fuck is wrong with Maresca??? Why exactly is Estevão benched again??????

@JJporFica @Lorddivine001 @dazeefacreative @judgemeurown @Rilex_xclusive @Ebube_25 Why u keep coming back just to get cooked again?

Went to sign Pedro and Bounanotte and sold this demon for 25m 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Bangiz0001 @bhrisfv @Nancywilliam128 @LDNFootbalI Nottingham have more European achievements than u man.

@bhrisfv @BasedTaiga @Nancywilliam128 @LDNFootbalI Even Sunderland celebrate the same league titles with u

Chelsea through and through.

@Bangiz0001 @Nancywilliam128 @LDNFootbalI Yeah ur club didn’t give u a single thing to celebrate about lol.

@Nancywilliam128 @LDNFootbalI Does it matters how many I celebrated, I thought what matters is my club ? 😂😂

@livedxpress @UTDTrey His case was dropped in 2023. He just go to America with no issue.

@UTDTrey Ona no get sense.. If he went with the prince of Saudi, then he’s obviously on diplomatic visa.. even if he had killed somebody, nothing will happen to him.. and please research before any argument abeg

I thought they said he’s not allowed to enter America? 🤡