𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙺𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛 (Uma)

//Pinned post alert 👍 Kneel down, Umater. Name: 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵 𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓻 Titles... They come with the name~ I'll be staying by for undetermined time. Objective: Claim the current emperor's title. //Hope you can accept a weird soccer guy, umater :)

@FestaLuvs2Gambl Thank God im not... ... Fuck.

Attention all umamusume, I have gambled away ALL of our money.. ON ACCIDENT THIS TIME. Don’t ask how I got into all of your bank accounts!

@teioturbo //Ye, u weird :3

ehhhhh ithink i think nobody likes me because im short or maybe im just weirddd idkkk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@ieatumas //Idkx usualy ppl came to me or i knew a guy that knew a guy etc

HOW DO I GO UP TO PEOPLE IRL AND BEFRIEND THEM

@D0GGIRLHELL //"Lets hate someone for no reason bcos funny"

ppl act like juicetin and vodkalover are the reincarnations of hitler just for being ever so slightly popular

Ugh, you umas have a terrible vision of an emperor. Really? "Hippity-hop"?

@RespectTeio //Enough.

... How old is she again?

@JulianBelkan @FuckTeio //I already love Dantsu enough, and you're making me obsessed making this perfect arts, dude. Keep going.

This is genuinely so endearing and adorable that I wanted to draw her with the idea that the more she likes you, the bigger the piece of cheese she will give you to show you literally how much she loves you until she starts giving you cheese wheels

@PunnyRudolf "Uhm... He's not here so uhh... *Ahem*... W-What a waste of time...! This is not worth my mere attention..!"

There is something in the air tonight. The way you dance is so groovy.

@symbolistardust //*Insert Fah sound effect*

Old enough to not be doing this shit in public.

@JankyPoggers ...... I... Uhm... Yeah, sure, you're super cool~ I bet the other girl- uh... (Whats her name again?) "(Its tachyon, Kaiser-)" TACHYON! Yes, I bet she would love hearing those~ She'll have to admit you're the coolest!~

Yo! Yo! Bein' the strongest means I'm the coolest too, right?! I'm a total super sigma skibidi rizzler! Like uh...I ain't no chud! I'm a total chad! I ain't gettin' rekt by anythin'! ...I-I'm doin' this right, right? Helios told me these were cool trendy words...

@FestaLuvs2Gambl //Hm, accurate, i believe.

@BlueRoseEmper ( ( all she can think about is gambling

Finding out I ran out money..!

@Junglepokketto I know light clothing is important for a good performance in any sport, specialy races... But isnt that way too little clothing...?

HAH! TAKE THAT!

@PunnyRudolf "Uhm... Kaiser..-" No... Just... Ignore.... Lets just... Go away. "Okay..."

Shits my pants*

@juiceetin /She locked in.

why she so fucking mad

🚓🀄️

@GutsOfGlasse *Stares back*

*looks at you with my big beautiful eyes*

@TripleTeio @DirectorofTurf You really like attention, dontcha...? Honestly, annoying. "Hehe, don't pay attention to her, Kaiser! Lets just ign-" What do you think i was doing, Ness? "Oh.. okay..!" //Love uma btw

Heyyyyy... ... Heyyyyyyyyy! Look at me! I'm here now, on-erh- Umatter...? Ahem. I'm here now, hello!~ *Tokai Teio has arrived on Umatter, welcome the Double Crowned Monarch~*

@BestClassRep //Who let the blue archive bad fans in?💔

// I'll let the picture speak for itself 😭🫠💀

@FestaLuvs2Gambl 14. My final offer.

@BlueRoseEmper 13.55 take it or leave it.

Awwww shiiit, i finna break out of Jail rn there is NOTHING Taishin can do about it too!