Brother Based

@sister_slay @Careerflex

@Careerflex Better be careful, I might report you

No one cares

@sister_slay 🫶🏻

@Brother_Based_ That’s so mean lol

I’m losing patience!! I need some peacemaking tips

@sister_slay POV me coming home from school

@Brother_Based_ Maybe if you weren’t in the bathroom for so long I wouldn’t be this feral

@sister_slay Since its such a pressing matter I will return home early

@Brother_Based_ You’re at school

@Bors_de_Ganis Y’know. Like the pickle slices you get on a McDonald’s cheeseburger

@Brother_Based_ Is... is that an euphemism for something? WTH is a soggy pickle?

My wife likes soggy pickles. I don’t know what to do with myself. #cancelher

@DiggTT I’m talking about the crispness of a pickle. The ones with a good crunch.

@Brother_Based_ What does a non-soggy pickle even mean? Freeze dried?

How do you plea @sister_slay ?

@Brother_Based_ When you stop bullying me on dead by daylight

Should I niche down my content? I haven’t decided if I want to talk about my political opinions anymore. I think I want to limit the amount I talk about myself a lot. Definitely want to stay LDS focused

@sister_slay Oh? I wouldn’t want to be “ignorant”

@Brother_Based_ No!

Discussion topic on my wife and I’s drive home: Is it ignorant to not seek for reassurance on your beliefs? What’s the verdict?

@sister_slay Chat. Should I pull the dashcam footage?

@Brother_Based_ That’s literally not what I said

@TylerPenguin2 @sister_slay Unfortunately I think she’s way cooler than I am

@sister_slay @Brother_Based_ I did. I hope he’s as cool as you!

Follow @Brother_Based_ Whoever can figure out how we are related first wins.

Computuh, make @sister_slay have uh wundafull day. You been programmed.

@sister_slay OMGoodness I’m your biggest fan 😭😭