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Can't wait to get back to Fayetteville

The decline from this photo, to the current state of ESPN…

Tanking has existed in the NBA, in some form or another, for decades. It built some of the best teams of all time. Now, the league wants us to think it's some existential threat that deserves more attention than... * multiple players involved in betting schemes; * a head coach indicted for participation in rigged poker games; * flopping absolutely dominating the conversation among 29 fan bases every time the league's best team is on national TV; * Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers appearing to circumvent the salary cap; * load management; * star players constantly being injured; * absurd interpretations of traveling, carrying, etc.; * a collective bargaining agreement that has annihilated teams' ability to build organically; and * the inaccessibility of games (soaring ticket prices, need for multiple subscriptions, etc.).

Paul George is dude that starts drinking beers at 10am on vacation but is cooked by 5pm and done for the night

@Mike5Bennett Duncan was a 15 time all defense this is blasphemy. The team thing is a joke. He’s also played with more combined talent than anyone in NBA history. He’s also been the best player in the league for, at most, 8 of his 23 years. Longevity is great but not the deciding factor

@BryceBAdams Not a chance.. rings are a team achievement… skill set alone he’s MJ & Bird and Duncan in ONE PLAYER

9th is too low. He’s 7th.

@Mike5Bennett MJ, Kareem, Magic, Kobe, Duncan, Wilt, Lebron. Gotta have 5 rings to be top 5 and Wilt has better numbers.

@BryceBAdams You trippin too

Hovi baby

In the 90s this was peak luxury on buses

"Yea but we gots six ringz!!"

@SleeperWSH He did not look great last year. I know he was hurt but completion percentage, YPA, rating, QBR were all down. Lots of factors but needs a bounce back.

Don’t let delusion Giants fans fool you. Jayden Daniels is still better than Drake Maye and Caleb Williams. If we’re having a legit debate, Dart doesn’t even belong in the conversation. #RaiseHail

A black NFL head coach wouldn’t get as much grace as Vrabel is getting right now.

he was literally inside the insider while the insider’s child was inside her

This moment can still happen, in a playoff game.

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

In Uno that means you are losing.

Black people lost the Nissan Altima and Spirit airlines in the same year. Pour some Henny for our brothers tonight.

They changed the story, but the film don’t lie… Somehow THIS became underrated

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Black fatigue is no match for Asian excellence. This is why Asian restaurants add tips to YNs orders.

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