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Grace fit take time but e dey more potent pass juju.

To the Nigerian landlords, i believe some of you will be on this app. Are you people mad? Why are you giving your tenants 90% increase in rent? Why are you giving your tenants one month or two months notice to quit during their tenancy period? That the tenant is not knowledgeable doesn’t mean you should treat him or her poorly. If you want financial needs, don’t put the burden on your tenants unnecessarily.

Every single FIFA World Cup stadium. A thread 🧵

Young professionals lament the rising cost of living, saying even with a job and a corporate look, buying chicken still requires calculation. 🍗💸

Thanks @davido

Pro Tip: If a little skinny noodle arm dude is acting surprisingly brave and confrontational, he's got a gun or a knife.

Anyways, When you process through personal emotions - you eventually consolidate on what's the most important at the moment. Peter Obi for 2027 Presidency, whatever the vehicle. Every other development is a distraction and should be treated as so. Eyes on the goal. #IAmOK

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

Men after the World Cup

Good morning admin, hope you’re doing well. Billy Glimour literally won the Champions League with Chelsea, so I’m asking on behalf of all Chelsea fans universal, kindly change this picture to where he was carrying the Champions League trophy so we can remind everyone that our teenagers doesn’t lose a Champions League final like theirs. Yours Faithfully, Formular.

“For the 2027 election, it doesn’t matter if all 36 governors are with President Tinubu. I didn’t have a single governor in the last election, yet I won 12 states, even after they støle two states from me.” — NDC presidential candidate, Peter Obi, during a recent interview in Washington, D.C.

olopa stopped me. olopa: kindly identify yourself with a valid means of identification. me: proceeds to tell him my name while bringing out my driver's license. olopa: this is a driver's license, not a means of identification. e remain small, I for dey roll for ground 😂

Edo people una dey try ooo. Na mumu Dey lead una for that state 😂😂😂

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cherki and Mbappé.

when you’re trying to bounce back in life, then your phone got stolen.

Despite Three Years of Tinubu's Food Emergency, Nigeria hungriest ranking index declined to among the worst nations globally. In celebrating his supposed successful three years in office, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu listed some achievements in the agricultural sector, firstly, his declaration of emergency on food security in July 2023, followed by the acquisition of 2,000 tractors and 9,000 farming implements, stated as Nigeria's largest agricultural mechanisation programme. Yet the outcome of this has been the opposite. Nigeria's hunger index has worsened significantly. Nigeria's hunger index ranking was 103rd out of 123 countries surveyed in 2022/2023, and this figure had since worsened to 115th out of 123 countries surveyed in 2025/2026. Consequently, Nigeria is now classified among the world's most hungry or food-insecure nations in the world, with the World Bank forecasting that 33 million Nigerians could experience severe hunger. In fact, Nigeria has the highest number of hungry people in the world. I have always maintained that Nigeria have no reason to be seen among the hungriest nations in the world when we have fast, uncultivated land in the north, which is our greatest asset today. We must transparently invest in Agricultural production, which will guarantee food security, but create huge employment. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

My friend blocked me after this conversation. 😭

Use condoms! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.

we can’t continue letting poor people vote

Snap shots from Lagos today