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@ColonelCy4ever @AsInTheJar @XanaMaus @mushycrouton "You'll be arrested and thrown in jail, these days."

@AsInTheJar @XanaMaus @mushycrouton Not everything is worthy of being willfully obtuse about, because in this instance, it just makes you look incredibly stupid. So much for that intelligence you like to brag about 🤷

It is not illegal to be an asshole

@ColonelCy4ever @XanaMaus @mushycrouton When did this come in?

@XanaMaus @mushycrouton You can't say anything against Islam, immigrants, or the government, period, or you'll be arrested and sentenced to jail.

@ColonelCy4ever @mushycrouton And, is 'Kier' in the room with us right now?

@mushycrouton Take a look around. In The UK, it IS illegal to be an asshole. And just because you take it IN the asshole won't get you any leniency if you say the "wrong" thing these days, and Kier's list of "wrong things" keeps getting longer by the day.

@BladeoftheS The bit where she mumbles "That's not funny", takes off the mic and marches off is DEFINITELY a person in fear of a security lapse

Liz Truss has said she didn't run off stage crying after the Lettuce banner, no that didn't happen. She had to leave because of security concerns. Perhaps that Led By Donkeys banner was going to start nibbling her leafy edges?

@MrMichaelSpicer This is unfair. Actors who lack sweat glands is a pretty niche request, so I don't we could *all* play him.

lol

@DLappartient @tourdepologne @UCI_cycling The riders say otherwise, therefore one of you is wrong. Who do I believe? You, or lots of professional cyclists with first-hand experience?

Hi Richard, You are caught in the act of fake news! Today's crashes at the @tourdepologne have nothing to do with the absence of radios and you know it. The riders were taken care of according to standards. Our priority at the @UCI_cycling is safety. You want to keep the radios on to give instructions, not for safety. Take responsibility for it! Let’s continue working together!

@HagAndSquirrel @BladeoftheS Yes I have. They're ridiculously common across continental Europe, especially in small restaurants which don't have the space for large bathrooms. Doesn't seem to be an issue there?

@CNG_Light @BladeoftheS Never been in a room with such stalls, formerly known as 'Ladies', have you? Waiting for the first guys to faint when they have to listen to girls'/women's chit chat, and after a wee pee, have to wait for a free sink, bc some do make-up, or one even cleans her menstruation cup😁

Is this sign really confusing? I don't think so.

@sidlowe @_oliverpfister Well, sort of "Oh." The raison d'etre for Chromecast was early Smart TVs couldn't mirror. But Windows can easily Mirror Cast via Bluetooth now. I've never had an iPad but looking at Apple, that also seems to be natively supported? support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/ip…

@CNG_Light @_oliverpfister Oh. 🤦‍♂️

Anyone fancy recommending a good (free?) iPad to smart TV screen mirroring method/app? Thanks!

@_oliverpfister @sidlowe You might be being sarcastic (can't tell) but Google killed Chromecast literally last week.

@sidlowe Chromecast

@JenWilliams_FT (I'm including places like Cheadle and Salford as Manchester because they're essentially satellite towns/cities for Manchester now.)

@JenWilliams_FT According to SpareRoom (Q2, 2024), renting in York now is cheaper than in Manchester. Leeds is the next Northern city on the list, and WAY down. spareroom.co.uk/content/info-f…

Lower rents *than London

@JaneyGodley "This religion, which is practised in large parts of the world without local access to clean running water, makes food which can eaten without forks" 😱😱😱

How do you eat pizza and kebabs?

@radical_animal @adamhillscomedy They're not men. The only organisation claiming they are men is an organisation suspended by the IOC in 2019, which has since been taken over as a Russian state propaganda machine and expelled from the Olympic movement altogether. Go seethe in Russian propaganda on your time.

@adamhillscomedy Any comment on the two men who won gold medals punching women in the face? Now that’s toxic 🤦‍♀️

Imagine if the hashtag #ToxicMuskulinity started trending now…

@Apgiram @adamhillscomedy I hope he sees this 🙏 xxx

@adamhillscomedy Imagine if #archbishop_of_sanctimony started trending right now

@RafalsReturn @BadMedicalTakes It is medical if you know that the subtext he's referring to with the peach analogy is vaginal tightness It's a medical inaccuracy that women who have had more sex have looser vaginas, but it's a trope that incels love to get themselves high off.

@BadMedicalTakes This isn't really medical, so let me just leave everyone with some advice: If it smells like trout get the hell out.

@LoverTory @BladeoftheS As I recall the story goes: 1) People get trapped in cave 2) Rescue begins 3) Musk muscles in, saying he can invent some weird submarine that will help 4) Cave diver says, "Nah we got this and you'll only make things more complicated." 5) Musk gets pissy, calls him <that word>

In 2018 Elon Musk called the British diver who helped rescue 12 children from a flooded cave in Thailand, a nonce. It was a total lie and it should have been a huge red flag for us all.

@BladeoftheS Similarly, this has aged SO bad. It's actually cringe now youtu.be/KGR5HP3KSBk?si…

@theCrazyVaclav @raczylo @BladeoftheS Surely eligibility through descent would have been checked when he applied for the passport, no? Not that I have any sympathy at all for him. It just seems weird that, all of a sudden, they've gone "Oh wait, we made a mistake. Oops!"

@raczylo @BladeoftheS They think he’s lied to get one, he was arrested in Canada and said he was born in Ireland, he wasn’t he’s English, you can have one if parents or grandparents are Irish, but no links, no you can’t have one. Don’t lie on official documents.

Ireland are attempting to invalidate Tommy Robinson's passport, saying that he wasn't born in Ireland. Poor old Stephen will then be forced back to the UK, and into prison.