MrPain (aka MrNiceGuy)

@fallingunicorn @sunperv where they made of air?

@sunperv they’re 40 each

220 cal 🤞🤞🤞

Accurate representation of myself

@bbwnnie isn't that just being in a relationship and cheating?

what if i just fake date someone atp

yes, u should marry the gamer who loves his cats

>see an attractive woman >realize I'm probably not worthy of someone like that >break up with them in my mind >never attempt to talk to them

@fallingunicorn Exercise 👍

was already struggling after the first 5 seconds but wtv … i completed 1 min

@fallingunicorn bro that's a 10000% increase in progress. Were you even trying the other day?

progress amirite

the one that likes me back

@agarimmo Unrelated. Gonna start telling ppl they have diarrhea voice when they start annoying me

@agarimmo bro who starts off a conversation like that and how does he know what that sounds like?

called my dad because i miss him and the first thing i hear from him is that he detected my diarrhea voice (the voice i have when i have.diarrhea)

@jsnvve Don't wear a shirt out in public

i hate it when my boobs touch my shirt

@fallingunicorn Done ur daily pushup yet?

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

I’m a friend to all flat chested women

@ihrtdazai Want to try again with another Jake, Jacob on the certificate?

bruh … why are men like this dude

@anonchain guess i’m gay then

if you’re reading this you’d marry a goth girl

@agarimmo Master Chief ain't on twitter

i love you

wife-zoning the love of my life