@imu_fuso I don’t know if he’ll approve as it’s the wrong kind of white powder. Not a prude but you shouldn’t upload images that can be used as evidence, gonna have less than legal fun, keep it offline
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Carlos Vargas
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@imu_fuso Fell for the trap that is Candy Corn?
"Candy corn is the only candy that is still made from 1911. Every year, you look at a bowl of it, forget you ate it last year, and think, 'Maybe this time it will taste like candy.' Then you eat it and realize... it tastes like crap"
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increasing urge to be picked up and carried around
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fuck my intenstibale problems I FUCKING LOCE MILK my genetics tried to wear me down, being an Asian jew BUT milk is incredibly and actually flows through my veins and if I had a refridgerator I would have it stocked with milk I can finish a gallon in one night with cookies or snacks provided. I fucking WISH I could have a jug of milk right now and just chug it god milk with my cigarette rn would be incredible
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why buy the cow when you get the milk for free ayayayayay
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@imu_fuso Just doing it for the love of the game, intestinal problems be damned?
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@CVMagic that's why I cry for attention online to twitter 😎
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wanna cry for attention and comfort but I'll probably just get scolded for being loud :(
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@imu_fuso Evidently reading comprehension is not a strong suit of mine, you just gotta find that lady to whet your appetite
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@imu_fuso Haha, well to be fair R Kelly was doing the pissing buts let’s run with it
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@imu_fuso There’s a genuine google search if I have seen one, that said I’m sure it’ll involve booze and a couple buddies who aren’t as shy about it.
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how to stop someone from being a shy pisser
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I really better not get a sink as a present
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@imu_fuso What is the tweet equivalent of bid snipping?
Also, I'm impressed with the almost blatant like farming attempt, I approve.
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every tweet I make is a bid for connection to all of my followers and I love you all ❤️
love drops@lovedropx
When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too. — Unknown
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@imu_fuso Don't think about it, drink Monster or your favorite carbonated drink. Have one every time you get thirsty, caffeine is a diuretic and will make you thirsty again. I call it the perpetual thirst machine. It's purpose, dunno just like Monster.
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bitches be seeing my tweets 4m ago and then NOT like them, like, the fuck?
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@imu_fuso Why are people so quick to jump to someone having BDP, whatever happened to just being very eccentric, and having a free spirit?
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i don't have BPD ! I'm just a niche internet micro celebrity !
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