Chad Birckbichler

Twas the night before paycheck and all through my phone are pictures of shoes that I soon shall own. A short poem by Me

@JessicaMarie295 Skinny dipping at the Point Park fountain

@C_B_Token watcha doin tn - two birds 1 stone we can fall to our death right after?

does anyone in pittsburgh want to go skinny dipping tonight

@JessicaMarie295 Oh my bad for appreciating hot women making bangers

@C_B_Token it’s your fault

& after im shaking my ass in the mirror to buttons by the pussycat dolls for an hour

No TBS this weekend as we observe the holiday (I haven't had a chance to bank episodes) but I'm doing a livestream right now over at patreon . com/timbutterly

@luisjgomez Baby Killer Lineup!?

Tonight baby! Killer lineup! Let’s go!!

@JessicaMarie295 But what if I can't read

I can’t name one genuine no-skip album

@JessicaMarie295 You brushed your teeth with beef jerky?

nevermind it’s good it was because I just brushed my teeth

it tastes like beef jerky what did you guys do

@CampGagnon You're the goat, Mark. (If you run this page)

just learned the Sasanians from modern day Iran may have used sulfur dioxide against Romans in AD 256, making it the earliest use of chemical warfare known

@JessicaMarie295 Text me instead hoe

I need approximately 14 people to tell me not to text him today

@petalafterhrs As if you could be anymore perfect

@mikerecine Just hold them upside down for awhile Mike, puts them right to sleep

I wish you were allowed to punch your toddler in the head until they fell asleep.

@ciirarref Cum

2 days on vascular and I already want to ___

@ciirarref Why did they change designs on C? No handle clamp on the first two..

C, through my jugular

@EricLDaugh @ValentinaForUSA Hey, quick question...what about legal Americans that rape and murder Americans? There happens to be a lot more of those.

NEW: Texas Congressional candidate Valentina Gomez releases video demonstrating the punishment she wants for illegal aliens who k*ll Americans. "It's that simple: public executions for any illegal that r*pes or k*lls an American." @ValentinaForUSA

@hardlorepod @Brainbuster__ Two goats

Thank you all for your support this year as we wrap up another 52 weeks in a row of original content. The Best of HardLore (2024 Edition) coming this Thursday. 📸: @Brainbuster__

@grimpandshrits @ciirarref 9 out of 10 doctors say cigs actually make you look super cool

@ciirarref STOPPPP JOKING ABOUT SMOKINGGG

Fav if this would work on you!

@bosxe I've had people come into my job & order food while having an entire conversation on the phone. Insanely rude above all else.

If you play music or have a phone call over your phone speaker in a public place you should be thrown in jail until I personally decide you can be freed.

Bad movie? Go fuck yourself, you absolute rag

@Antlurss Do the base of the "tree" white and the tops purple

New armor came in. A little disappointed bc I don’t love it, hoping with some paint and accessorizing it’ll look better. Question is - do I paint the designs on it purple or white?

@butterbich69 Chicken In A Biscuit >>>>

Went on a snack run and yes you can have some pistachios but only a small amount bc they are expensive