Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge

Shower thoughts

@diamondjones371 Those are rookie numbers

Everyone my age getting engaged/married, yet here I am jerking off 4-5 times a month🤦🤦🤦🤦

any footy burners hit my line, need some people to chat to about the wc #worldcup #usmnt

@howardander24 Sam’s Club gross

Dah bih tuh

Why can’t I just be unemployed so I can be a degenerate all day instead of having to contribute to society #fuck

Night 2! #wheeee

Anyone else staring at their ceiling? #sad #justcrankedhog

@nackattack47 Helicopters are death machines I will never step foot in -Cal

What’s up with fuckers dying in helicopter crashes?

@nackattack47 Ghost energy is for pervs

Losing my energy drink v card

@BensonBunnyBoy your bitmoji fat as fuck

it’s time :(

Someone give me an argument on how a Culver’s Deluxe with Cheese Curds isn’t the greatest meal on planet earth

@2beers2hungover Thank you brother. -Cal

I fw the people who tweet for 0-2 likes like you’re so real I fuck with it heavy keep at it

Would’ve started hyperventilating if I were Dana

@MurrayHillGuy1 What about Dubuque, Iowa?

If you’re single in your 20s/30s, these are the only cities I’d seriously consider living in: NYC, Austin, San Diego, Chicago, Charleston, Scottsdale, LA, Dallas, Miami, Boston, SF, Hoboken, Tampa, Denver

Burners under 34 followers tweeting

Mood: -Cal

@dadondesmond #thelonggame -Cal

Snapping fat women in good sororities hoping they hop on ozempic #theprocess

Why is Japan fielding a #blackgoalie?

@bigjohnnyhulk Hog. -Cal

100 Followers! Let me know what I should #dox

@_roghider_ Hog I’m trying man. -Cal

Burners with less then 30 followers tweeting