Casper Fox

@JohnHinckley20 Yeah yeah. We just need you to do this one last thing.

I’m a man of peace now! Please stop with all the negative comments!

What will Melania’s new First Lady slogan be?

@mattyglesias 10) No animal shall drink alcohol to excess. 11) No animal shall kill any other animal without cause. 12) All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

On brand:

@bryanlepore Bryan, you've never met a communist. Or a willing sex partner.

@BettyBowers Communists share their thoughts.

They want a labour class, there's no one to exploit anymore, when folks are educated, they know their rights, they demand a quality life from their governments, they challenge. When your masses are uneducated they work for your ruling class and die.

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

@JenVRod @grilli262 Matt's not really a thinker.

@grilli262 @CasperFox I see that you have the Italian flag on your bio. Would you have liked someone to send your grandparents or great-grandparents back?

Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants when he starts his term, campaign press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Wednesday morning. He'll launch the "largest mass deportation operation" of undocumented immigrants on Day 1. trib.al/EiapTH0

@Mr_RSmash You don't have to be smart to be president. You don't have to be deep or well-spoken or sincere. They just like him. They think Nazi rallies are cool. They think fluoride is a mind control serum. It's terrible and I wouldn't want to have sex with them but that's where we are.

I've legit never seen a video of Trump where he strikes me as intelligent. It's always an incoherent mess of words and lots and lots of empty talk How this many people aren't seeing through his charade is beyond me

@grilli262 "Trail of Tears 2! I can't wait! Just like in The Turner Diaries!" - Matt Grilli, between farts.

@axios January 20 can’t come soon enough.

@Ben_Tramer_ And you're a virgin with no friends.

No idea how to go forward, but at least I have Pixies albums to listen to until I figure it out.

@BeauInMaryland Tell that to the Ukrainians you voted to kill.

@StrtAntisemitsm We go now live to your mom's house:

@wkamaubell Nobody wants you here, or your brown immigrants. Go back to africa.

Good luck, Twitter. We had a g̶o̶o̶d̶ run.

White people in America should never again talk about criminal behavior, amongst Black people, immigrants, or anyone else when they are literally casting ballots for a convicted felon to be president of the United States.