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As I no see web dev gigs..🤧 Make una patronize me on this one 🥹 I also offer free ads to my customers 🥹

Client: How much for a website? Developer: ₦500,000. Client: ₦500,000?! For website?! Developer: Yes. Client: My cousin can do it for ₦30,000. He uses WordPress and AI. Developer: Then let your cousin do it. Client: He said AI will replace developers soon anyway. Developer: Then wait for AI to build it. Why are you here? Client: Just reduce na. ₦100,000. I'll give you more projects. Developer: ₦500,000. Client: You developers are greedy. It's just copy and paste. Developer: Then copy and paste it yourself. Client: You'll never grow with this attitude. Developer: I'll never grow doing ₦30,000 websites either. 2 months later ↓

My father sent me to pay the light bill, he gave me 500 for transport but it’s actually 400 to and fro…. when I got back a few mins ago, he asked me for his change….  I tell am say as I drop from Keke naim Gojo just rush me collect am from my hand… All these bad boys 😭

Only man working???

na only when i dey beat my meat dem dey watch, them no dey watch when me and you dey suffer?

Everything you need to get rich: 1. Laptop 2. Internet 3. One valuable skill 4. Consistency 5. Patience

So what's the solution?

Most top programmers didn’t start with many languages. They started with just a few 👇 Bill Gates — BASIC Mark Zuckerberg — C++, PHP Elon Musk — BASIC Linus Torvalds — C Guido van Rossum — ABC, C Brendan Eich — C, Scheme Dennis Ritchie — B, C Larry Page — C, Java Sergey Brin — Java, Python Ken Thompson — B They didn’t try to learn everything at once. Start small. Master one. Then expand. 😉

these niggas don’t even worship God or Allah like that but see

“Gojo Isn’t Just Strong.... He’s Untouchable” Gojo isn’t just the strongest in JJK most people don’t even understand how unbroken he is. Check this out.⬇️⬇️

I done buy laptop, oya wetin una Dey press to collect $100k

One day, i will write about the REAL danger of masturbation and addiction to porn. The danger doesn’t lie in tbe physical at all. It all lies in the hereafter. After you pass on from this earth. Till then, you would actually feel little or no consequence. This is what makes it deadly.

My girlfriend is angry I have an home girl My home girl is angry I have a girlfriend, what do I do at this point. ?