t.Chris改善

Happy weekend frens, let me reintroduce myself. I am chris, 2 years as a trader ,community manager,co-founder @JumpaBot_ . Over the years, I have helped projects build communities, volume, and visibility . My skills are vast as I spend most of my time learning and implementing. Here on x i build my brand with trust and integrity. My secondary acct is @khris_eth. My community on telegram is open for all t.me/chris_tribe

@Senpai_o1 There are lot of fraud boys who sell illusion to devs and I have a believe some of them use vodo onces they access a dev that is rich...

you and your dev were not scammed you were just fvckin STU P¡!D wtf! it’s either your dev was a f00l or it wasn’t ordinary dfym you paid $17k for a coin that hasn’t bonded ????? lol

@badboytimzfun U wey dem no sabi pass ojuelegba ? . Trash this one 🤣

HE IS LIVE ON🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀pump.fun/coin/HHpwGb55i…

@Gancks4eva @UnkleAyo Shuuut up ,Naso una dey always defend ...lol

@UnkleAyo 🤣🤣 Damn bro, that's a hard take. I don't know the type of tech guys you meet. I'm a techie, and sure dont fit your description

The dirtiest group of Nigerian men you'll meet are the tech bros. Those stupid hoodies they wear on zoom calls have never seen the walls of a washing machine. That's also why they love black shirts. There's no kind of fastfood takeaways you won't find under their desks.

@Objcrypt001 @nolimittrades16 @khris_eth main arc 🤣. New taker

@Chrisdefi3 @nolimittrades16 You wey your account don gbim😂💔

This day,I felt tired and confused,devastated and wanted to quit. I needed help, no one made a comment but the only comment stood out greatly for me was from @nolimittrades16 he said “PRAY!!!” I prayed and I did nothing for few days Things remained the same Then I prayed again this time i took action and reached out to few people In the web3 space I got no replies, I got broken once again💔 That’s when I remembered “NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU” I reached out to a friend of mine He advised me and admonished me and I should keep on going a win is near Shout out to @Timiszn_01 @Sholly_Pee1 for the constant motivation, They are always rooting for me 💜🫡 I’ll be joining the big waves soonest ejehs God is real, Prayer works and Web3 did through action. Earned $1000+ Within the space of a month an half I bought an iPhone 12pro 256gb as an additional tool to my iPhone 11 and my Samsung to up my grind. Stay tuned to more big moves like i do tell y’all I’ll win so hard that y’all would think there’s something else attached. Tagging some big OGs also @Crypto_Rexa @Shillumina47998 @ekelebe__stuner @Nazz_Onchain @EmpirePro_ @Morgan_marvi @Yasir_Cryptz Big ups for us🚀 Watch me! Giveaway soon🔥🔥🔥

@winner_asd @The_Nakedwire

leave everything you know and study/practice stoicism it will literally change your life my greatest achievement till date is studying and practicing stoicism nothing will ever shake you in this life if you’re stoic everything I was ever scared of happening in this life has happened - so what’s left to be scared of? there are people who would lose all they have - money or people they love the most, and they won’t flinch why? cos no amount of worrying and complaining can undo wha has been done only focus on what you can control if you can save a loved one from dy!ng, do it and give your all but if you can’t, and they pass… why will you be crying and b!tching about for? do you know how powerful it is that your whole world could be crumbling before you, and you’re not shaken? learn to be stoic bro it will help you

@thisischinaza Then become a dialysis patient at 45. Sad life 😞

consume sugar filled cerelac as a baby. eat noodles with sodium and drink fanta and coke with dye through out your 20s. top it up with substandard "milk". eat beans that is presevered with chemicals. eat jollof rice made with sugar and chemical called "tomato paste".

@devpetero What i mean is, they woukd easily diagnose where the pain is coming from and maybe if u had trainings on that ,u coukd eventually learn how to control it and be in charge rather than it being involuntarily

@Chrisdefi3 My pain for fun , you must be a psycho

This is what I’m talking about. You can dislocate your shoulder so be careful if you’re going to try it out 😭🙏🏾

@Objcrypt001 @nolimittrades16 Phone wey I use 2022? Lmao 🤣

@Chrisdefi3 @nolimittrades16 Go tear ACL or commit seppeku💀

@Mazi_Chinonso1 Nigerians ar3 content creators 🤣😂

She finally seen a man who’s willing to chest all the conditions,

@The_Nakedwire @whizz_xD Take it easy man. Let the monent flow through u not into you.

web 3 want to end me,overthinking too much 😭

@Big_Ola01 Right on point. A woman who listens ,communicates and apologizes. A woman who wants peace is a better choice.

They are highly valuable to you in your relationship than independent women.

@ArmyAngel001 @beefytboy Don't die for your family, they won't die for you. U can resign and venture into something else . Business,trades or something that guarantees ur lifes safety

@beefytboy Being the bread winner, I hope you understand?

Apart from the rifle (gun) I bought every other thing with my money 💰

@devpetero If u dey USA now. That 360 rotation would have qualified u for a particular type of sport. Alot of weird things we do here are sports in more developed countries. A 360 rotating hand will be fun to watch

Yes , you read that right 😂. One of my hand will rotate 360 on its own , the pain I feel will be so much that if I was standing , I will fall back to the ground. I made complaints multiple times in the hospital but they couldn’t actually diagnose what’s really after multiple scan confirmed my shoulders are okay and it’s not something I can make to happen in their present for them to see. The last one that happened just rotated 180 and refused to go back to its normal position , worst day of my life

@Triumphant_bjay U like Mummy jomiloju ke. I will tell her husband

I knew even if I couldn’t get your contact, you’d someday post your picture here on twitter. I woke up and your picture was the first thing I saw! You’re very beautiful, Jumoke😘🫶🏽 Age is just a number sweetheart, I have sent you several text, you still haven't replied and you're here showing your pretty face to everyone on the timeline🥹 it's sad because I want to take care of you and I’m willing to buy you a house and fly you to Maldives if only you say yes 💍❤️ Please reply my Dm

@iamklausenburg This is so true. I have one fck mate. She came clean ,no relationship just knacks .. and she has never for once billed me. To her its a mutual benefit.

The reason a girl grows entitled to a man's money or becomes comfortable to where she loses her manners is because she feels you didn't EARN the sex you both shared. Any girl who knows the sex was mutual will never hit you with unspoken expectations. Learn or learn the hard way

@munahtee @sandra_baebae Her outside husband is also there. It will shock u that your aunty has a side husband giving her knacks in ilorin

@sandra_baebae Owambes. all her friends are there

My aunty and her husband live in Abuja. But her frozen food business is in Ilorin and is thriving. She tried opening a branch in Abuja. It flopped. So her whole heart, energy and presence remained in Ilorin. Her husband kept complaining that she's never home. She would nod, agree… and then fly back to Ilorin for business and owambe. The man endured. And endured. And endured. Then he stopped enduring and just found another wife. 😭 Now my aunty is running around like the house is on fire trying to stop the wedding. Ma, the man gave you plenty warning. The real gobe has not even started. The new wife works with a federal government agency. She is comfortable, she is around, and she is apparently very intentional about winning this family over. How do we know? My aunty's own children have accepted this woman. One of them went to the new wife's birthday party, came back with plenty gifts and was posting her on WhatsApp status like she just gained a new bestie. 😭💀 My aunty called my mum yesterday crying. Said her children are betrayals and she is going to disown every single one of them. Disown them for what exactly? I know I shouldn't find this funny but I can stop laughing because her husband is not broke o, this is not about money. The man just wants his wife to actually live with him.

@Mikeliberation Make I no talk my own . Invested 6k into $wen and I sold when it was $600. I no fit cry. Na wetin ruin my portfolio b that till today I still dey suffer am

I lost $1000 in crypto 😭 I bought this coin last year because it was a Layer 1 blockchain project. A lot of crypto OGs and influencers I trusted were promoting it, so I used the money I made from airdrops to invest, hoping it would pump. But the founder hasn’t been fulfilling his promises. I held onto the coin with so much hope, but recently the price dropped badly—almost like a rug pull. Now my $1000 is worth just $0.05. That $1000 is about ₦1.4 million. It might be small for some people, but it’s a big loss for me. All the patience, support, and money gone 😥

Beautiful morning bby

@iamklausenburg I no fut laugh abeg. For any man to approach ur woman in this manner and shes still laughing says alot. Shes an open hoe

Let me give voice to what's happening here. The boyfriend is clueless but his girl has been f*cked (and like a whore , I might add because she's actually a whore) by the guy who forcefully kissed her in front of her man. The man's kissing is intentionally aimed to emasculate the man (her supposed boyfriend) she came with. More like telling him, "She's my slvt" or in meaner lingua, "your girls a hoe." What the man doesn't understand is that the kissing wasn't meant to happen, at least not in front of the guy she's with. It's why after she made it seem like she didn't want to kiss, she rushed to use kissing, like Judas did to Jesus, to con the guy (her boyfriend) into believing the man who kissed her didn't mean anything. Let me stop here. Women punish weakness in men and men mustn't give off this kind of energy. You must have it in you to tell that a girl is a hoe by first sight or if you miss that by the first time she uttered a word or... Be a man, for God's sake. Learn or learn the hard way.