Civet Java

@Genki_JPN Smells Goodman, the next hit Kojima character

Hideo Kojima says he has an extremely sensitive sense of smell! “My sense of smell is much more sensitive than most people’s. I have never been formally diagnosed with ‘hyperosmia’ by a doctor but, sometimes smells can make me feel sick... When I ride the company elevator, I can sometimes tell who was in there previously just by the scent left behind by the person riding before. I don’t even like aromas, so my motivation for wearing perfume isn't about fashion. It's to protect myself from other smells. That’s why I try to avoid wearing perfumes with high fragrance concentrations. I also carry a portable atomizer with me. It’s so that I am always able to have my own ‘scent’, even when I'm out and about or on a business trip.” ananweb.jp/categories/ent…

I split my lip open laughing at this

@AmadeusBolshev @ChinatowndJake Looks like Dan Swerdlove’s mutant clone escaped the basement again.

"Hello, I'm Flesh Simulator. I used to make youtube videos about cameras, but due to being captured by twitter, I'm a retarded racist and nuked my only source of income over Communist teenagers. Listen to my podcast where I discuss which teenagers are best at stealing my mail."

@ShitpostRock2 I’m sure Ashley reacted well to that statement, oh wait, there’s even a gif for that.

Flirting with a 20 year old = sexual harassment Nuke all nu-Resident evil fans

@bad_takes Produced by: Sam Hyde

ooooo it's meeee the scaaaary youtuber, i'm going to nervously tell you that 3d printing guns is possible like people haven't already been doing it for years, oooohh, i hold forbidden knowledge, the wikipedia page for mkultra is so freaking schizo bro, ooooh secrets are revealed

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

@therealcliffyb He’s trying to be someone’s evil ex

I have no idea what I was thinking at the time.

@Merc_Flx Bout to hotbox my C-Consciousness pod

@milktst I can’t believe they put Stephen King in The Twin Snakes

Which otacon is the creepiest

@BoltTheWord The real fear in Resident Evil is truly the continuation of the story after your personal perceived peak of the series. (Thankfully they kept going after 6)

Resident Evil should have ended with RE5. It's ok for franchises to end, that was the perfect endcap. Wesker is defeated. Chris and Jill are reunited. Chris accepts the life of fighting bio-terrorism with optimism for a better future. No game released since has topped it.

@TheCumpound MIDDLE FINGER LIBROL

@Hans4ever @orange_peelbeef I’m just noticing things that’s all lol

@CivetJava @orange_peelbeef Take it easy on me, I'm sensitive

@Hans4ever @orange_peelbeef Lol

@orange_peelbeef They're all terrible, and for old people

@LukeCB14 @iloveairbagged Hate for @ShitpostRock2 is so genuine and real

Two down, one to go

@Gamingspens Fallout 4 gun

I love how the gun he’s holding looks like a AK on the back end, a shotgun on the front end, and some sort of rail gun in the middle. Seriously wtf is that thing?!

@ActuallyGator Haters will see this and STILL insist the Ethan Winters is somehow a bad character.

Nvidia DLSS 5 off vs on 🤯🤯🤯

@jay79096860260 @DramaAlert Why would NORAD track him every year?

@CivetJava @DramaAlert You believe in Santa huh?

Brandon Buckingham SHOOTS ROBBER multiple times allegedly after being punched in the face.

@ZyphicMagazine The Ashton Kutcher wig isn’t a look anyway

Claviculars assistant SNATCHES Androgenics wig and suffers from an INFINITE AURA LOSS right infront of the FOID😬💀

@mask_bastard Mental regression.

What is her problem?

@subsonic_cruise @Dexerto

YouTuber Brandon Buckingham says he shot a robber multiple times after being sucker-punched in the face "I hope that sh*t was worth it ... you didn't get a dollar and you still got shot like four or five times"