ConsultingHumor

big four consulting in 2026:

consultants when they leave mckinsey and they actually have to implement what they talk about

waking up and realizing you still work at kpmg

what my client sees when i show them @claudeai for excel

pov: consultant getting home on Thursday night and thinking about flying out again Monday morning

when your manager says “who is OK with cancelling the team meeting tomorrow?”

consultants waking up at 5am on monday to hop on a flight to bumblef**k USA

i want to see the microsoft ceo enter a meeting ID and meeting password in front of a room full of 15 people waiting on you to start the discussion

a slide a day keeps the doctor away

@pitdesi 💪

This is so funny. When I was recruiting at BCG, they had a whole segment about famous alumni and how BCG taught them the ropes. One of them was about Steve, learning to build his business at BCG. Steve: “producing one good slide a day kept me on the payroll”

first Monday after you quit KPMG

@boutique_banker Indeed a classic

Bringing back this classic

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

consulting partners when the manager they used to torture becomes their client

waking up and realizing “do consulting for 2 years” turned into staying for 10 years until partner

yeah but my manager said we need everything tomorrow because this is a key strategic priority for q1

the appendix slides of a 300 page steerco deck