John “Cpt Clutch” Daly

Take exam—fail exam. Go smoke my roommates shit. Hit a fogged lift. Bang out 2 assignments n write a speech while I watch sports. Seems productive enough for tn to me

My buddies are playing golf. I have a test in an hr, don’t study. Could’ve skipped it likely same grade incoming.

Thank you vol nation, I’m glad I secured 3 items at the sellout of gear whilst waiting in line and checkout for 2 hours, would I have liked to get a hat or another polo sure but I’m glad everyone that waited since 6am took every good item available to resell🧡

My ex moved on. My current whored on. And my next well let’s be real it’s over…I just gotta wait for my ex or somethin.

From now on, I will be fogging it up more routinely.

Getting a finance degree so I can balance my bar tab, sunnys/flops, and guitar with my van when I live at the beach post grad.

“The key west house was sold” #sbkw2008

The Kennedy’s would’ve had great burners

Got a new internship interview and found the love of my life today. Idk who prayed for me lately but u real for that, big things comin ur way🙏

@skippermagoo I knew this before the tweet with whatever you just let out

My hoe is going and my stomach HURTS

Not proud of it, man enough to say it 3 of my classes will come down to a final for pass or fail.

A blonde girl (or brunette, not picky) with a bob could genuinely change my life and make me lock in more than ever I think.

@RKramisky83365 Thank you for the update Ron.

Mutuals, I will be hitting a rebrand here soon. I will still have the first name Ron, but I will go from Ron Kramisky to Ron Harper Jr.. Profile Pic will also change, I will still be the Ron you know and love

The pool in my apartment has now became a Memphis pool party and I am fucking pissed

Sorry dad. Skippin math. Too nice to not go drink vodka. Prolly gonna fail anyways brochacho may as well enjoy life.

SATURDAY NIGHT SHIFT NEXT WEEKEND?! Got me fucked up man. I oughta quit right now.

@heathforthevols Heath the hater, it’s called watching by the pool.

@CptJohnDiddler Masters is on

Oh no what if I skipped my group project AND math today to day drink at the pool. That’d be like so bad but I’m feeling very ill I think.

@heathforthevols Would a white boy like to play with another white boy or 2 on Monday?

This white boy really wants to play golf (played yesterday)

New shawty was hatin on my ex last night…had to tell baby to chill that ain’t yo lane.