CryptoBARTENDER 🪄🔟🫵😹💹🧲

Honestly i'm probably just drunk making shit up, you shouldn't take any of this as investment or financial advice. ever.

25th anniversary starting to go nutty. I bought this for $36 in 2023.

get yourself a 4’11 Asian baddie

flirting with the autistic grocery clerk so he brings me fresh radishes from the back

🔥 BIG: SpaceX stock, $SPCX, is up more than 10% on its second day of trading, pushing the company's market value above $2.3 trillion.

Gary King Pokémon reveals he has the most valuable Pokémon collection in the world and that, if people knew how much he had in his collection, it would CRASH the market! Graham: "Are you still the number one collector of Pokemon in the world?" Gary: "I don't think there's any question about that because the majority of my Pokemon collection from WotC's are very unknown to anybody." "I don't put it out there because I've always tried to help the hobby, and I think that would hurt the hobby. If people knew how many of such and such I had it could affect market values." "The last thing I wanna do is hurt the hobby. I would rather burn those than put them out there and hurt, him, him, him and her and the value of their cards." "So yeah, it's very much a fact I have the most valuable Pokemon collection in the world. There's absolutely no question about that and maybe someday that'll get out."

If this works, I'm treating myself to a volcano lair. It's time.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in