
Softlifebandit
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Softlifebandit
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“What do we say to the god of failure? Not today.” Meanwhile, A Nutcase behind this handle.
参加日 Mayıs 2025
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@kabir_Rx @Sadeeyarh01 Pls, does being first wife means an automatic pass to heaven?
Because, I usually hear "after all, she is the first wife". Is that like a consolation thing?
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@Sadeeyarh01 This is jealousy pro-max because at 50, she should know better after all, she is the first wife.
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Polygamy will run you mad😭🤣
My aunt is the first wife and lives in Abuja. She’s over 55 oh 😭. The second wife lives in Lagos. The husband works and stays in Abuja, then travels to Lagos to see the other wife.
One time, the second wife came to Abuja because oga hadn’t been to Lagos in a while because of work. 😭🤣
This man picked her up from the airport, took her to an apartment, came back home, packed his luggage and left.
My aunt was just pacing around the house and hissing 😭🤣. She didn’t speak to anybody for almost a week. She was ANGRY.
Turns out jealousy doesn’t retire at 50 😭
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You are forgetting nobody holds the manual of life.
You can marry for money, and, life happens, happens and happens.
Then you find yourself in that situation.
Brooda John@Nigeriangod_
Men can call you a Gold-digger for marrying for money but you will avoid a situation like this.
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@osemagnum See the way she said what "audacity"
For someone that's just a mere dust.
Mere dust that if breeze of death blows on, we are gone from this earth and forgotten.
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Just say "No" nicely.
Anybody can ask for your number. There is no lady born of a woman that isn't approachable.
Even the ones who aren't bus users.
UKEEH✨️💫@_IAMGlory__
I'm on the bus and this guy wants to collect my number, what audacity
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@ChichiFlygirl12 Abuja men sha.
Abuja men will give you a lift,drop you at your location..then ask for your phone to type in his number when you have already dropped from the car ....and, he will zoom off with your phone.
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@Rossybee4 @Fancyfoodmart You have my kind of energy. So, because they a new baby, I should now do what?
People wey no get sense sef.
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@Fancyfoodmart God knows, I give you the same energy you give me. If na me, I no go do as if I know anything. On the naming ceremony day, if I no get where I dey go, I go dey house dey do my things and ignore any celebration going around
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I have this neighbor that doesn’t greet
Him,his wife and his wife sister that lives with them,they never greets
And if you greet them,they hardly respond
So I stopped greeting any of them too and everyone lives their life quietly
We’ve been living together in this compound for about two years now
Now,my landlady informed me that the wife gave birth few days ago
I saw the husband that same day and he didn’t greet nor tell me anything
I have seen him a couple of times afterwards too but I haven’t seen the wife around yet
Now,my question is should I keep doing my thing and not greet him about the new baby and if they do naming in the compound next week,do I attend or ignore like I don’t know what’s happening
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A strange thing is happening in Nigeria.
A young man spends 20 years climbing the educational ladder.
6 years in primary school.
6 years in secondary school.
4 to 6 years in university.
1 year of NYSC.
By the time he is done, he has invested roughly 6,500 to 7,000 days preparing for life.
Then life arrives and asks a simple question:
“What problem can you solve?”
Silence.
Not because he is unintelligent.
Not because he is lazy.
But because somewhere along the journey, we confused education with certification.
We taught people how to pass exams, not how to create value.
Think about it.
An electrician who never attended university can walk into a building worth N500 million and confidently power every room from the foundation to the penthouse.
A graduate with multiple certificates may stand beside him unable to identify which wire powers the building.
One has credentials.
The other has capability.
The market pays for capability.
That is why reality often delivers a rude mathematical lesson.
If a graduate earns N100,000 monthly, that is N1.2 million annually.
A skilled technician charging N40,000 per job and handling just two jobs weekly earns over N4 million yearly.
Same country.
Different skills.
Different outcomes.
The tragedy is not that one earns more than the other.
The tragedy is that we keep preparing millions of young people for a race that no longer exists.
We celebrate admission lists like victory trophies.
We celebrate graduation photos like guaranteed employment letters.
Then we act surprised when hundreds of applicants compete for one vacancy.
Imagine 1,000 people chasing 10 jobs.
Basic mathematics says 990 people will be disappointed.
No motivational speaker can negotiate with arithmetic.
Yet we continue producing graduates faster than we produce opportunities.
That is like manufacturing keys without building doors.
The painful irony?
The people we once looked down on are increasingly becoming the people we depend on.
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@Swizzy_of_Lagos @Its_Yhettyqueen Sis, what's your location pls?
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@Iamayummychef @Pamilerin Oh, pls, stop this being sentimental. What PO is not necessary pls.
Countries like Italy, Sweden more advanced and with good leadership too didn't make it to world cup.
So, what exactly are you yapping about?
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@Pamilerin You are just a python brain for not knowing that Players need motivations form leaders from everywhere to perform and succeed, ranging from football leadership to the highest level of leadership, even from you, and fellow citizens. Most of you are so lost in your ignorance
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@CynthiaNomso02 This your post is useless.
So,she should bleach her babies skin because she sells bleaching products to adults?
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The irony of marrying a dark man and having dark skinned babies after building your empire by selling bleaching products.
Peace Ighodaro💛@peace_igho
Jenny’s Glow shows off her twin babies ❤️
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@UgwunnaEjikem Sayawa people? First time hearing of them though.
You sure ethnic groups no reach 500 like this?
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Many of you want great relationships but all you want to do is take.
There’s nothing great that comes out of always taking. Even friendships but you want life long partners while being a leach.
If you like stay online and let people deceive you that you are some sort of prize that no one can get tired of.
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@inikoriinyang With a man like that as husband, if I ever give birth again after those twins make I bend. Na straight family planning of ten years.
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A week ago, my neighbor’s husband traveled to China for a business trip, leaving her to care for their newborn twins.
Yesterday while she was cleaning their bedroom, she found his passport.
Apparently, when she confronted him, she found out that he was staying with his friend in another estate because the babies cry a lot at night.
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@mc_gaks1 @kenkenlewu Oya, since Na like this, make the man refund the money back to the neighbour.
As He no like dey help from the neighbour.
Broke and proud man.
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@kenkenlewu my fellow Nigerians are just too shallow in reasoning..
how will you take over a man's responsibility without his knowledge, without him reaching out for help and you expect him to clap and jump up for joy.
una mumu o.

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My neighbour's children had been home for a month.
I asked their mum why.
She said,
"Money matter."
"How much is the school fees?" I asked.
"₦16,000 each. Three children."
I sent ₦50,000 immediately.
A few days later, the husband noticed the children had resumed school and asked his wife how.
She told him I paid the fees.
The man said, "Since she has taken over my responsibility, she should continue o."
Omor, since that day, this man has been giving me attitude everywhere he sees me.
Wife say make I give him the attitude back. 🧐
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@egi_nupe Pay 10k first.
5star rating is for those who don't have 10k to tip.
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@estherannuduma Not true ooo. One babe I know In this Abuja use 15mil wey she wan use japa do bbl. Nyash no come out after the surgery,Na so she carry fight go the hospital for Gwarinmpa. Even lock thier gate and throw punches with them.
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Dear Nigerians,
10 months ago, I came here to seek for your plea in getting back Baby Ayoka who was trafficked from Libya to Italy.
While her mother went to work, Ayoka was trafficked and moved to Italy via the deadly sea that could have led to something more tragic.
With your help, reshare and call outs. The Italian government and she was taken to a shelter. Ayoka has been there since growing like an orphan with Father or Mother's care.
These few months has really traumatized us as she's barely living. This is unfair on both the mother and the child, we have tried everything possible from multiple visits to the embassy and IOM to sending all required documents from Nigeria to Libya also and we haven't gotten any help that can reunite the mother and child.
Ayoka’s mom and I decided she should come back home to Nigeria while we start afresh again, I have completed money for her return even though it required me emptying my account, her TC is out already and she's expected to be home soonest.
I will officially launch a campaign to bring back Ayoka home. No mother and child deserves this.
When this campaign starts, I plead with you to please support me, to please help bring back Ayoka home, refer us, help us tag the appropriate body and do not let Ayoka grow like an orphan in another's man land. She doesnt deserve this, no child does. To
©Yakubu Oyiza



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@Usmanashafe Can you pls tag otedola to adopt me.
Sapa just dey nack me front and back.
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Someone posted pictures of late Omaladun and Baba Suwe daughter, and I quoted the post and tagged Toyin Abraham to please adopt the girl
Because I know the girl is struggling with school
Guys….. guess who saw the tag and responded immediately, asking for the girl’s contact 😁

Big Uncle@Usmanashafe
I wish someone in the industry can just adopt her and give her the good life both her parents were not able to give her I watch some of her contents on TikTok and I see how she’s struggling to go to school, Yabatech 😢 If @toyin_abraham1 see this post, I know she can pull it 🙏🏽
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