Gorger Mom

Trump is basically doing a DMT-drip death-dream while still alive. I conquered Persia....I beat Elvis in kung-fu...I went to bed with Angie Dickenson...

Human fascinated by orangutan fascinated by gibbon. Just a bunch of apes fascinated by each other.

Safe to say Todd Golden and Ben McCollum don’t like each other 😳

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

new film made by us (unk) for New Balance, starring Tim Weah. Shot in Marseilles on the Stade Francis Di Giovanni, Tim playing piano on the centre circle. Was a great day.

@TimLarew Jerusalem Market on Elm

@CutterChisnell You remember what it was?

Spent the last 2 days here and I had a wonderful time.

@stephanicci @Amaa773858cz @rreenaissance I went to a Mennonite university and you’re absolutely right about them

@Amaa773858cz @rreenaissance She gets away with too much but her behavior perfectly aligns with her disorder. You have to walk on eggshells with them, its not an excuse but a good explanation

Chappell Roan is a white woman at the end of the day. Everyone will be mad now then start gagging again when she comes out with a song this summer. It’s always “celebrities are human too” until it’s a black woman being assertive I’m honestly over it ✌🏽

When was the last time the Cuba double tapped a school full of children? Because America did that a few weeks ago

This is how Summer 2026 is going to feel

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What’s the greatest literature tweet?

“Going to be”?

"I’m worried they’ll come back, that they’ll kill us in the middle of the night, beat us to death or burn our village like they said they would." Our full report on one man's harrowing account of sexual assault & the settler attack on his village W/ @zeenasaifi & @cyrilthps

Eid Mubarak to the hospitalized, the unjustly imprisoned, the displaced, the refugees, the homeless, the grieving, the workers who had to spend it away from their families, and anyone who woke up to no one wishing them a blessed Eid. May Allah lift all of your burdens.

@SIREUTHEGR8 @TheMafiaPoint trick question, its better

@TheMafiaPoint Yes

Is Casino just as good as Goodfellas?

Lol

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman was spotted celebrating his historic win against Ohio police. The beloved rapper was outside Adams County courthouse after winning unanimously in his defamation trial and successfully defended his First Amendment rights. Afroman wins in unanimous fashion, defending his First Amendment rights against the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.